I hate guinea pigs!

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So... pig watch part two today to see which of the two I've narrowed it down to is coughing...

I put a towel down on my bed, put some food out for them, and sat and watched....

Not only did no one cough, but they also both decided to use my bed as a toilet (how much can a piggy pee and poo?!). Big Dave took it upon himself to wee on me, my pillow AND my phone. He then (when my back was turned for half a second!) decided to walk across my laptop, typed a load of stuff in an email I was sending to work AND manage to send it, but he also blocked it from recognising my wireless network AND turned it off!

Pigs! Who'd have 'them!
 
Amanda1801 said:
So... pig watch part two today to see which of the two I've narrowed it down to is coughing...

I put a towel down on my bed, put some food out for them, and sat and watched....

Not only did no one cough, but they also both decided to use my bed as a toilet (how much can a piggy pee and poo?!). Big Dave took it upon himself to wee on me, my pillow AND my phone. He then (when my back was turned for half a second!) decided to walk across my laptop, typed a load of stuff in an email I was sending to work AND manage to send it, but he also blocked it from recognising my wireless network AND turned it off!

Pigs! Who'd have 'them!
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He has clearly been watching G Force while you are out :))
 
Oh dear. I am so glad my pigs don't do that. They only pee and poop on the floor when there is a blanket around
 
Looks like Big Dave was in top form! :(|)

Don't remind me of how many fruitless hours I have spent trying to find an UTI piggy in the Tribe - they only had clear pees if they were peeing at all when sitting on white towels... mallethead
 
hahahaha

One of mine also types! Terry also isists on peeing on me EVERYTIME i hold him AND has to stick him bum on my neck...just to add insult to injury like..
 
My new pigglie Plop will sit quite happy on a towel on my lap. BUT When he needs a pee, the little sticks his backside off the towel and pee's up my arm.lol
 
ZaraPiggie6 said:
hahahaha

One of mine also types! Terry also isists on peeing on me EVERYTIME i hold him AND has to stick him bum on my neck...just to add insult to injury like..
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Oh yes, I have had many a neck bath courtesy of my piggies. Its like they are saying, ready..aim...fire!:(|):(|)
 
Farquhar said:
Oh yes, I have had many a neck bath courtesy of my piggies. Its like they are saying, ready..aim...fire!:(|):(|)
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Boxy is very slimline and short haired around his bum, and I noticed he'll raise his bum slightly and literally squirt his urine behind him - dirty !
 
:)):))

Alan was having a cuddle in bed with me the other day and I was supporting his bum and he wee'd on me filling up my cupped hands. I couldn't do anything as I couldn't make it to the sink as it would have gone all over the carpet so had to put it on the duvet! :)>>>

So grim!
 
I do hope you get to find out who the cough-ee is soon! :{




"Not only did no one cough, but they also both decided to use my bed as a toilet (how much can a piggy pee and poo?!). Big Dave took it upon himself to wee on me, my pillow AND my phone. He then (when my back was turned for half a second!) decided to walk across my laptop, typed a load of stuff in an email I was sending to work AND manage to send it, but he also blocked it from recognising my wireless network AND turned it off!"

i will not laugh, i will not laugh, i will NOT laugh....
darn it sowwwwy but

:(|):(|):(|):(|) Big Dave you're a little monkey!
 
Hahahahaaha! :)) This made me chuckle so much, pigs ey?
 
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