I hate my mummy! :(

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Shellza

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First of all she takes me to a nasty man who sticks a big needle in my man parts, then she keeps on poking and prodding it even though it hurts me...now she keeps shoving nasty syringes in my mouth every morning, AND...to top it all off...she gave me a bath and cut my luscious locks off! grrrr



P.S He really didn't like the bath and cut (you would've thought I was throttling him with all the noise he was making rolleyes).
 
poor little guy - not to sound mean but are there before and after photos?

personally, as much as I like Caramel's long hair, a short back and sides on a piggie is luscious drooldrooldrool
 
I'll take some pics later. It's a bit of a mess because the scissors were quite blunt lol. At least he can see where he's going though as it was covering his eyes!
 
You have my every sympathy son, I have a problem with my bits and my poo gets stuck but is that any excuse for mummy regularly picking me up and squeezing my bits to get rid of the offending article stuck in my bum!

Love Sparky

PS I haven't quite got to the point of hating my mummy though

You also have my deepest condolences regarding your hair cut the mess my mummy used to make of my cage mate Prince harry was a sight to behold
 
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I feel your pain, my mommy cut our lovely ginger skirts off that we were so proud of as they always had wee in them.

Love romeo and cesar!
 
P.S He really didn't like the bath and cut (you would've thought I was throttling him with all the noise he was making rolleyes).


This made me laugh because some piggies really act like that lol They make a massive drama out of things. My long haired piggy Champagne hates me doing ANYTHING with his hair, he's really vain haha
 
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