I have licked Guinea Pig Poo....

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Oh well, it had to happen didn't it.... Can't expect to have had piggies for 7 years and not tasted it.

Thought I'd left some Nutella on my hand after mid morning unhealthy snack this morning, it wasn't Nutella, worse thing was after licking it, I licked it again instinctively to make sure of it. Worse even still is it was Meggy Moo's poo. :)>>>
 
AGHHHHH HAHHAHAHAA! SO FUNNY!:))

Once I had an empty coke can and put a poop I found in it. I then forgot and went to drink it. I got the poop in my mouth! It was a very bad experience.

Hey why is Megan's poop worse? You should be honored. ;)
 
piggyfan said:
AGHHHHH HAHHAHAHAA! SO FUNNY!:))

Once I had an empty coke can and put a poop I found in it. I then forgot and went to drink it. I got the poop in my mouth! It was a very bad experience.

Hey why is Megan's poop worse? You should be honored. ;)
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Ha ha, utterly brilliant. That must have been horrific! :))

Megans smells like no other and she has been bloaty past evening so it was particularly smelly... :)

Toffeewoffee said:
As if you just admitted that publically? :))
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I am a poo eater and proud!
 
Wow..... :)) At least you aren't ashamed of it!

I have to ask the question - what did it taste like? Me and my boyfriend were having a really mature discussion about what pig poo is like compared to dog poo (neither of us have eaten dog poo for the record but I can't imagine it's nice) and now I have a way to find out :))

Yep, that's right, 20 years old and I asked what poo tastes like....at least I haven't eaten it to find out :P
 
iamsnape said:
Wow..... :)) At least you aren't ashamed of it!

I have to ask the question - what did it taste like? Me and my boyfriend were having a really mature discussion about what pig poo is like compared to dog poo (neither of us have eaten dog poo for the record but I can't imagine it's nice) and now I have a way to find out :))

Yep, that's right, 20 years old and I asked what poo tastes like....at least I haven't eaten it to find out :P
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Can't really describe it, earthy would be the closest I could say. Won't be spreading it on toast I can say that for sure... I will not be trying dog poo to satisfy your curiosity either! :))
 
sport_billy said:
Can't really describe it, earthy would be the closest I could say. Won't be spreading it on toast I can say that for sure... I will not be trying dog poo to satisfy your curiosity either! :))
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Earthy sounds better than what dog poo would be like, I think. I can finally tell my boyfriend! Hooray :))
 
Well ... if it makes you feel any better i got sprayed in the face by a very amorous young male bunny today ... i was talking as the urine landed. I imagine piggy poo tastes better than rabbit wee!
 
Hmm... if your lucky it was one of the soft ones that the piggies like to eat, full of vitamins to you enjoy ! :D
 
:)) First rule in my house is if it in any way resembles poo check it at least twice before eating it, I have rats and gerbils as well as the pigs so I really don't trust small brown things.
 
Love the fact that you shared it with us! If we are stupid enough to leave drinks next to either piggy cage we come back to find poops, strands of hay and surprisingly expanding guinea pig nuggets! Mum was heartbroken last week when she had a poop land in her expensive cider!

Amy
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That's just brilliant. I once ate hamster poo thinking it was a raisin from my biscuit.
 
HEHEHE this thread made me chuckle :) although i don't think i will of been chuckling if it was me, lol
 
twiams said:
Hmm... if your lucky it was one of the soft ones that the piggies like to eat, full of vitamins to you enjoy ! :D
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Perhaps you could bottle it and make a fortune as a new health food supplement - after all - these celebrities drink their own wee!
 
Only you.. and it had to be Meggy Moo's for the record :x
You'll be making poop soup or 'poote' on toast for starters at this rate mallethead ;)
 
I was on my way to west Midlands safari park when I received this matter via text and choked on a fruit pastille I laughed so hard! The OH had to smack me on the back, to which the fruit pastille shot out and hit the windscreen!

You owe me a fruit pastille dude ;)
 
gogoguineas said:
I was on my way to west Midlands safari park when I received this matter via text and choked on a fruit pastille I laughed so hard! The OH had to smack me on the back, to which the fruit pastille shot out and hit the windscreen!

You owe me a fruit pastille dude ;)
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Can't help with that but maybe a chocolate raisin? x

Dindypig said:
Guess you'll not be having Nuttella for a couple of days now.
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Actually tucking into some right now, at least I hope it's Nutella... :))
 
ha ha ha brilliant (sorry) - that did make me laugh ..... its funny having animals makes you less freaked out by poo ..... my old ill dog pooped on my feet the other night (about 2am) when I didn't get to the door to open it on time for him ..... a quick feet spray with bathroom cleaner and my feet were as good as new LOL

Thanks for the laugh

xx
 
Hee hee.....Whilst I havent tasted guinea poop, I do find them in the most strange places, including my diary which I opened in front of a colleague and a poop fell out!
 
Hahaha! :)) I haven't tasted poo of any kind, but talking about finding it in the strangest of places, I'm currently in Colorado USA visiting my brother and when I unpacked my suitcase I found two chinchilla poos in there! It was strangely comforting and I shouldn't admit to this, but I've kept them in there until I get home. :)) :))
 
reading this thread = day made
 
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