I have to learn to close my mouth

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when there is wee about!

I had an unfortunate experience once when my son was a baby and I was changing his nappy. I was laughing at something OH was saying and baby let go and squirted me right in the mouth!

This morning was cage cleaning day, so I'm out in the yard shaking the vet bed out, chattering to the neighbour, not paying attention. Next thing I know droplets of piggy wee end up all over my face and.....yup right in the mouth.

Off topic, I happened to notice where I regularly shake the hay off the vetbed in my garden, grass has started to grow! Must have been seed heads in the hay. As it's winter here those piggy poops must be great fertiliser. Only problem is it's an area of the garden where I don't want grass!
 
LOL ew thats gross. Luckily that has never happened to me yet. Let's hope it never does either.
 
:)) Has happened to me a few times when shaking the vet bed so hoover all the poops/hay off before stuffing them into the washer now ;)
My daughter tends to sit on the floor right in the line of fire of piggy poops when they slingshot out of the pens :(|) Find them on the fireplace which is the other side of the room ?/
 
Once I found a poop on the floor and popped it into a can to throw away. I forgot and went to drink it and the poop went in my mouth! I felt so sick and still do whenever I think of it.:)>>>
 
piggyfan said:
Once I found a poop on the floor and popped it into a can to throw away. I forgot and went to drink it and the poop went in my mouth! I felt so sick and still do whenever I think of it.:)>>>
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OMG that is definitely more disgusting than wee! My 8 year old granddaughter delighted in this story. Only kids like poop!

Guinea pig slave said:
:)) Has happened to me a few times when shaking the vet bed so hoover all the poops/hay off before stuffing them into the washer now ;)
My daughter tends to sit on the floor right in the line of fire of piggy poops when they slingshot out of the pens :(|) Find them on the fireplace which is the other side of the room ?/
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The thing is I thought I had already swept off all the excess before shaking out! Maybe not though - the neigbour was distracting me with his new puppy.

Oh yes, the slingshot poops - great way to describe it! My boys tend to do that. I couldn't work out the other day how 2 poops managed to get outside and behind the hutch which has a solid wood wall there. The boys are on vet bed too so I don't know what they do to kick out their poops - I haven't actually seen them do it. Once I found wee just outside the wire bars on the tile floor and none inside the cage at that spot. Still shaking my head over how that was managed.
 
This reminds me of the time when i used to have a rabbit at the sime time as my neice was only a toddler. My niece had had a little bowel of raisins to snack on while she was playing at my parents house for the afternoon but being a toddler obviously she dropped a fair few on the floor.

During the same afternoon, the rabbit was also having a few hours free running (or more in his case, lounging around doing all) time in the house and had obviously done a few poos here and there.

Well when it is time to clear up after my nieces playtime is over my mum picked all the raisins she had dropped off the floor but because my mum is a bit weird she ate the ones that had been on the floor rather than just bin them. Needless to say, one raisin tasted a bit odd, and then she realised what she'd done.
 
fuzzyvalefan said:
This reminds me of the time when i used to have a rabbit at the sime time as my neice was only a toddler. My niece had had a little bowel of raisins to snack on while she was playing at my parents house for the afternoon but being a toddler obviously she dropped a fair few on the floor.

During the same afternoon, the rabbit was also having a few hours free running (or more in his case, lounging around doing all) time in the house and had obviously done a few poos here and there.

Well when it is time to clear up after my nieces playtime is over my mum picked all the raisins she had dropped off the floor but because my mum is a bit weird she ate the ones that had been on the floor rather than just bin them. Needless to say, one raisin tasted a bit odd, and then she realised what she'd done.
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Yuckies! I am definitely not feeling so bad with the wee after hearing all these poop stories!
 
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OMG you've made me spit out my soup ! :(|)

ewwww some gross stories on here, why did i read this when having my lunch? rolleyes
 
Glynis said:
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OMG you've made me spit out my soup ! :(|)

ewwww some gross stories on here, why did i read this when having my lunch? rolleyes
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Don't you just hate it when you're eating something and something comes up that is likely to make you chunder? Happens to me many times while eating and watching telly.
 
The kids warn me usually ...... they know what i'm like! I can't watch the gory bits in NCIS and i can't watch vampire movies or anything scary :{

Lilly chicken and corn soup was not pretty on the desk :x
 
Glynis said:
The kids warn me usually ...... they know what i'm like! I can't watch the gory bits in NCIS and i can't watch vampire movies or anything scary :{

Lilly chicken and corn soup was not pretty on the desk :x
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Oh no, I now have yucky visions of chicken and corn soup spewing out!
 
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