Wheeky
Teenage Guinea Pig
I like pig butts and I cannot lie
You other piggies can't deny,
When a boar struts in with a chunky-hunky waist
And a round thing in your face
You popcorn!
Wanna pull up tough
Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the fur he's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna wheek with you
And take your picture!
My sowfriends tried to warn me
But that butt you've got
Makes me so horny.