"I live with an idiot." - a whinge, by Camowen.

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Fellow guinea pigs, other pets, and humans, I would like to ask a question. Do any of you share housing with someone like Bann? When Dad comes to give us our regular lettuce ration through the day, I beg at the bars like any guinea pig would. But Bann? Bann stands on top of the fleecy cups to give himself even more height (and I'm sure he's showing off) and then shoves his head through the gap between the bars of the cage and the top of the fleecy forest.

RIGHT THROUGH THAT GAP.

Why? Why can't he beg at the bars like any self respecting guinea pig? And he keeps getting his lettuce caught on the bars as he stands back on four legs, which inevitably means he's dropped it on the wrong side of the bars and figures my lettuce is fair game. It's my lettuce! Although Dad says it's actually our lettuce and I can't just eat it all. Dad also says that if I'm that miffed about it, why am I standing at the grid next to him when there's about 4 other grids I could beg at instead? He thinks I'm lazy. The nerve. :td:
 
One of the dogs my dad had a while back was a bit of an idiot. Rocky and Charlotte were in a pen on a tile floor during dinner while visiting our house, and it was a nice big round/oval pen. Well ... it was until Rocky reshaped it. He kept bashing into it until it moved into more of an infinity shape ♾. Charlotte just looked at him like "you idiot; we had a nice large pen, and now we don't."
 
One of the dogs my dad had a while back was a bit of an idiot. Rocky and Charlotte were in a pen on a tile floor during dinner while visiting our house, and it was a nice big round/oval pen. Well ... it was until Rocky reshaped it. He kept bashing into it until it moved into more of an infinity shape ♾. Charlotte just looked at him like "you idiot; we had a nice large pen, and now we don't."

I swear Comet used to get this from Blitzen all the time. I listened one night to the shenanigans in the cage - Blitzen was asleep in a carrot cottage, but said carrot cottage was in the way of Comet's zoomies circuit. Comet chose to fix this by moving the box with his head and ample behind. Blitzen was not amused.
 
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