I Think Hazelnut Can Read!

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There have been a fair number of posts recently about messy boars. Yesterday I was reading several of them with Hazelnut on the computer desk while cagemate Peanut Butter was getting his monthly dental treatment. Later that arvo I went to clean Hazelnut's grease gland & discovered he had given me the lot - sperm rod, dirty anal sac & the greasiest grease gland ever with a patch of hair positively glued together with grease. I think he has been reading these posts and has decided to demonstrate just how messy boars can really be!
 
Nice that's why I have girls last time I had a boy with the same problem and he was long haired you can just Imagen what I would find myself doing in the evening ! :)
 
piggyfan said:
I am sure he felt better when he was nice and clean!
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I think he must have because he allowed a very long sofa cuddle session afterwards.

ASTRID said:
Nice that's why I have girls last time I had a boy with the same problem and he was long haired you can just Imagen what I would find myself doing in the evening ! :)
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The other boy Peanut Butter has a butt mullet which could make his behind bits rather messy but fortunately he is very clean so far - or maybe he can't read!
 
You have my sympathies...I've just spent the last half hour removing boar glue (his own!) from Pip's chest and underarm. Do they not know that they should avoid lying in the stuff!
 
Posyrose said:
You have my sympathies...I've just spent the last half hour removing boar glue (his own!) from Pip's chest and underarm. Do they not know that they should avoid lying in the stuff!
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His own! Oh my what a silly boy. Didn't he find it uncomfortable to lay in? My Hazelnut just hated it & went whacko when Peanut Butter got some on him.
 
Lilly said:
His own! Oh my what a silly boy. Didn't he find it uncomfortable to lay in? My Hazelnut just hated it & went whacko when Peanut Butter got some on him.
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It was uncomfortable getting it out of his hair, so maybe he'll think twice next time!
 
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