I think I'll go for the "just out of bed look" today please.

Listen up Betsy. We all know you’re beautiful and have shiny luscious locks but there is no need to act like a diva because we know you will give in eventually. We hoomans may be slaves but where would you piggies be without our dedication. No nom noms for a start and a stinky bum all through the winter 😂🤣😂
 
Gorgeous Betsy, very sensible getting a bum bath before it gets too cold! Our Blodwen desperately needs a bum bath but I think she was playing the "(fake cough) mummy you know I just recovered from a persistent URI you cant possibly wash my poopy wee trousers without making me very poorly again (fake cough) even though the vet said I was fine and I havent coughed for a week that bath word makes my awfully wheezy and grunty again" strategy last weekend!
 
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