Listen up Betsy. We all know you’re beautiful and have shiny luscious locks but there is no need to act like a diva because we know you will give in eventually. We hoomans may be slaves but where would you piggies be without our dedication. No nom noms for a start and a stinky bum all through the winter
Gorgeous Betsy, very sensible getting a bum bath before it gets too cold! Our Blodwen desperately needs a bum bath but I think she was playing the "(fake cough) mummy you know I just recovered from a persistent URI you cant possibly wash my poopy wee trousers without making me very poorly again (fake cough) even though the vet said I was fine and I havent coughed for a week that bath word makes my awfully wheezy and grunty again" strategy last weekend!