I Think Someone Stole Blitzen...

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And they replaced him with a poor copy, this pig is far too friendly to be my grumpy, sulky ASBO horror.

Two minutes ago he was shoving his nose through the bars looking for food. I'd have got a photo, but it quickly degenerated into Comet chasing him round both cages for some humping. Joke's on Comet, Blitzen (or his doppelganger) is far quicker than he is
 
Tim said:
It was me...
:whistle:
:))
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He'll make you regret that soon enough :))

So far he's knocked Comet into a carrot cottage, Comet retaliated by knocking the carrot cottage into him, and then he got the hiccups and hiccup-popcorned under a log tunnel.

Which then fell on Comet instead.

It's gonna be a loooooong night.
 
Lorcan said:
He'll make you regret that soon enough :))

So far he's knocked Comet into a carrot cottage, Comet retaliated by knocking the carrot cottage into him, and then he got the hiccups and hiccup-popcorned under a log tunnel.

Which then fell on Comet instead.

It's gonna be a loooooong night.
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Fancy a cuppa?
:whistle:
:))
 
Pm me the answer if you dare, but I think I already know it :)):)):)):))

I'm guessing it's two words and ends in "off"? :D
 
Get him!:lol!: you lot this made my night now Tim hand over Blitzen!
 
Misty said:
Get him!:lol!: you lot this made my night now Tim hand over Blitzen!
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Pfft let him keep the ASBO for a while. It might teach him a lesson!

Or he might just have vegetables chucked at him, and actually that would be really funny. Heheheh.
 
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Lorcan said:
There's nothing quite like trying to brush a piggy that keeps flinging chunks of pepper at you, lol. He's come a very long way since then!
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I've never known a piggy that doesn't like flying missiles like peppers chucked at them :))
 
Tim said:
I've never known a piggy that doesn't like flying missiles like peppers chucked at them :))
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Hey, it's all fun and games til they start throwing the food back at you!
 
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Lorcan don't do it. Don't do it lorcan blitzen can take him!
 
Misty said:
Lorcan don't do it. Don't do it lorcan blitzen can take him!
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Trust me, I have 100% faith in Blitzen's ability to raise hell. I don't know if I'd wish a Blitzen tantrum on my worst enemy, let alone Tim!
 
Waaaaah! Run awaaay!
Them hills, I'm running for them. Then when I get to them, I'll run some more! Ruuuun!
Waaaaah!
 
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