I Think We Are Headed For Piggy Divorce...

[Tigermoth]

You've been out, sat on some woman's lap and you come back stinking of basil. You think I don't notice. I'm in season so I've been wiggling my bum at you all day and what do you do? A quick leg over and you repay me like this. Stay out. I'm going to sit in this tunnel until you understand what you've done.

 

[Tigermoth]

I see, you throw me out of the tunnel.

*sings* All by myself, don't wanna be, all by myself....anymore.

 

[piggieminder]

Typical bloke, he'll never understand what he did wrong.

 

[BossHogg]

We enjoy the peace and quiet while you sulk!

 

[Glynis]

You must woo her again and whisper in her ear and give her nose and ear licks

 

[sport_billy]

Player, player

 

[BossHogg]

You must woo her again and whisper in her ear and give her nose and ear licks

MrsHogg doesn't like getting her ears licked!

 

[VickiA]

It's the reeking of basil that is unforgivable

 

[BossHogg]

Basil is not a rat, he's a Siberian hamster.

 

[TheCavySlave]

You must woo her again and whisper in her ear and give her nose and ear licks

*swoon*
Tell her she's the only one for you! Give her the tastiest pellets, the juiciest veg, the greenest hay...

 

[Glynis]

MrsHogg doesn't like getting her ears licked!

Really!
You're doing it all wrong

 

[BossHogg]

Do I leave my false teeth in or do I take them out?