if guinea pigs had jobs?

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Well me and elliot got into a discussion the other day about what jobs the pigs would do if they had jobs.

we came to the conclusion that if they did have a job the jobs would be as follows:

craig - would be in the police force but would be a desk sergeant

david - would work in a sports shop as a shop assistant the shop we identified was 'jd' sports

i think these jobs would suit their characters.. so what jobs would your pigs do and why? x
 
Lmaooo this is soo funny!

Harvey - hmmm Harvey....he likes to oversee things and be huggled alot as well as getting upto mischief...hmm...i think he'd be a spoilt brat who worked as a holiday rep:P

Artie- He loves tubes, and tubes, and dark spaces oh and mucky bedding and helping with my cleaning duties so maybe the underground sewage maintance manager. :))
 
Sweep: A science professor, as she's so inquisitive.
Sooty: A librarian - she's quiet and enjoys being read to.
Rose: A barrister - the kid's got attitude.

Bumble is still a baby, so she'd be at ruling the school...
 
Neil - Would be a baker , just because he likes food and looks like hes made of dough (podgy)
Mr Piggle - air steward , over friendly and waaayyyyy too helpfull
Wilson- salon manager , his hair is always preened
 
Charlotte would be a country singer. It is her favourite type of music and she wheeks along to it.
Kizzy would be a fast food manager. WHEEK! faster mummy she says.
Lexi would be a nursery school teacher, always fussing over her little sister,
Poppy would be the bossy headmistress of a secondary school, no messing there.
Daisy would work at Go Ape or an adventure holiday company. Such a bouncy little girl.
Annabelle would work in customer services. She would know just how to keep everybody happy.
 
LOL love this thread. I think Gilbert would be a food tester, because he loves to eat, and he's quite picky :)):(|)
 
lmao .... this is a brilliant thread :))

Sherbet - she would be a lady of leisure with servants and do bell ringing in her spare time
Ebony - she would be a beefeater at Tower of London cos she'd like their hats
Smartie - would be a 'del boy' trader cos she's into everything
Rolo - she would be a teacher keeping the young in line
Truffles - would be something arty and food related - like a cake decorator...

Candy - would be a hairdresser
Cookie - would be an undercover spy
Toffee - would be an athlete (cos she's so fast) but signed off sick at the moment....

x
 
Heres what a few of mine would be :-)
Sophie- she would be a spy as she likes to know what is going on everywhere!
Paula- Erm she would be a chef as she really likes her food!
Skye- she would be a police woman as she likes to keep everyone in order!
Malone- he would be a hairdresser as he has perfect hair lol!
Wilma- she would be a lady of leisure as she loves to just sit back and relax
grace- she would be a nurse as she is very caring and looks after the others.
Aston- he would be a clown as he has so much character and is always into mischief.
Rembrant- he would be a comedian as he is really funny to watch!

I think thats it I will think about the others :-)
 
I think they'd all be vegetable testers . . . maybe gardeners who eat all their food they grow!

Lola would be a hairdresser, but a very bossy one who gives you hairstyles you don't want (oh you didn't want all your hair chewed off and uneven?) rolleyes

Sukie would be a full time mom I'd say, she loves her babies :))

Libby and Edie are still young and would be teenagers I'd say. Libby is the outgoing one, Edie is the quiet studious one.

Cenci would be a daredevil, since he has survived jumping out of a 4.5' high cage and escaping from his run and taking a walk across the patio with lots of cats when he was only about 10 weeks old!
 
Hehe!
I think my Frazzle would be a rockstar as he's such a scruff, jumping around and being quite social, think he'd like to play air guitar :))
Terry, I'm not sure! He's such a gentleman, maybe a butler? Haha.
Doris would probably be retired and spend most of her days at home watching tv (she's an old biddy)
Then Annie, I would probably say a model! She's always grooming herself and strutting around getting the boys attention. She's got beautiful lips too xoxo
 
Carmina - rules the roost without trying much, opinionated, always grooming and beautifully turned out - would be manageress of a dress shop

Carmeline - very clever, likes everything just so, forceful - would be in charge of a hospital ward

Columbine - wild hair, curious about everything, short attention span, very pretty and posey - would be a singer

Carmilla - very good at relaxing, excellent at keeping herself contented - would be a life coach teaching others how to be happy
 
hahaha we are creating a little guinea pig community with all their jobs xx

we need a postman and a milkman hahahah
 
Jake would be a food taster
Bounty would be good in a job that involves a lot of talking as he is never quiet
Lentil should be a politician as they always look grumpy
Hector would be a dancer as he likes to rumble and wiggle his bottom
 
Squeek will be a hairdresser, as he is always barbering (even himself), he even fist the profile, as he always has funky hair in every direction - he is peruvian.

Toffee is still small, and follows Squeek around everywhere and does exactly what he does - a scholar at this point, but will probably grow up to be a daredevil, as he is still new, but not shy, always running around, jumping on everything, and runs around everywhere during floortime
 
I think mine would all just be bums and layabouts lol. All 3 of them are lying down sleeping right now rolleyes
Hmm...
Freya would probably be a store clerk or receptionist of some sort
Lexi would have a managerial position because she's the bossy, female type
Archie would be a pizza delivery boy because he's a bit of a scruff :))
 
Good grief this is going to be a tought one for our four though I will inlcude what Jules would have worked as too (RIP)

Maurice - i think he would have to do something with food because he really does love his food :)
Jules - town cryer as once he got going boy did he bellow out some wheeks :))
Paloma - although she loves her food her next favorite pass time is hiding in her cosy so maybe under cover detective - she is partially sighted so not sure if she would be accepted by the force lol and if she didn't work I think she might be like your friendly next door neighbour talking to you over the fence as she is always popping up at the cage door when you least expect it :(|)
Rikki - well hes really just a big drama queen running away from everything including his own shadow and always wiggling his bum and rumbling when there really is no need :)
 
:)) so funny

jasper: A clown
Lily: a spy which lays low and trys to stay un noticed
Poppy: the theif lilys following :))
Jasmine: A megaphone haha shes loud enough
Rosie:food taster
Meep: optician... shes forever cleaning willows eye :))
Willow: the queen who gets the peasents to do all the work
 
mojules said:
Good grief this is going to be a tought one for our four though I will inlcude what Jules would have worked as too (RIP)

Maurice - i think he would have to do something with food because he really does love his food :)
Jules - town cryer as once he got going boy did he bellow out some wheeks :))
Paloma - although she loves her food her next favorite pass time is hiding in her cosy so maybe under cover detective - she is partially sighted so not sure if she would be accepted by the force lol and if she didn't work I think she might be like your friendly next door neighbour talking to you over the fence as she is always popping up at the cage door when you least expect it :(|)
Rikki - well hes really just a big drama queen running away from everything including his own shadow and always wiggling his bum and rumbling when there really is no need :)
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OMG I am such a bad mother I forgot to put what Gizmo would be - he is still just a baby but he would either be a magician or a break dancer as he moves in some strange ways and disappears at the slightest movement :))
 
ummmmm mine would be.......................
Daisy - miner or something that works underground as she likes to burrow.
Willow - A school teacher cos she's very bossy (lol).
Peppa - something that involves running.
Lottie - Neighbour hood watch leader as she's so flippin nosey.
Shy - Doctors receptionist cos she's a bit snappy & grumpy.
Bette - A singer cos she's so vocal.
Albie - food tester or some kind of male escort cos everyone loves him.
Alfie - a criminal of some sort as he is soooo naughty.
 
Nerys - restaurant tester for Michelin or food writer
Nia - sheriff in a rough Wild West town or one of these dragon receptionists
Taffy - nurse
Telyn - ambulance driver; always one of the first at the scene!
Ceri - hairdresser; just your friendly girl next door!
Cariad - psychologist and professional hypochondriac
Caron - Hollywood film star who likes to do her own stunts
Ffowlyn - middle management or sales; she likes throwing her weight around
Hafina - housewife
Tani - school girl with dreams

Llewelyn would have been a good prime minister!
 
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Hee hee - what a funny thread!

Patchy - definitely food taster extraordinaire!

Scruff - school bully!
 
Amber would be an Extreme Sports Instructor - she's always jumping off things.

Coco would be the Ward Sister in a hospital, she's very bossy.

Stitch would be that one who always disappears when something needs doing.
 
such i cool idea! Ive been thinking for my boys!
Coco would work in demalition as always breaking things!like a bull in a china shop :))
Ralphy a removel guy always rearranging the cage till just right! :)hugo hmmm i think a florist as he is a sensitive sole bless him :))
 
Hhahaha Love it


Tam=Fat moody layabout
Gaga=Tart/model
Boofle=tomato taster
Bumble=singer(as hes very vocal)
Bee=runner:(|)
 
What a fab idea!

Okay my lot...

Pippa would be a headmistress. She's usually very calm, friendly and approachable, but don't cross her! It's her rules around here although she's a big softie underneath!

Willow would be an opera singer. She sings quite regularly and is a classy kinda girl. She can be feisty when the mood strikes her, but is generally very chilled out.

Pixel would be a scientist as she's the smartest of my pigs and a little bit geeky. She would be a ninja by night though as she's so very quiet when she's out and about

Boris would be a tour guide. He's so full of fun and mischief and loves to take the girls for an adventure into the kitchen or his new discovery of the TV stand rolleyes

Marmite would still be at school as she's only a baby, but I'm sure she'd be one of the popular girls and be everyones best friend. I'm sure she'd make the cheerleading team too as she has recently discovered how fun popcorning is! :))
 
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