if guinea pigs had jobs?

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I love this, it makes me smile, ok mine would be (i have to think about it)

Rocket: A nurse, very motherly and caring towards others, and very cuddly.

Parsley: A greedy chef i think, eats everything tho, chunky moo

Sage: A teacher of some sort, shes a clever little pig

Dill: A boss, likes to boss the other girls, definatly the alpha female of the lot

Pickle: A naughty little school girl, still only the baby of the group and def the naughtist

Polo: A retired gentleman of leasure, likes to woo the ladies tho. Randy little fella.
 
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Peppa - anything that allows him to be completely bossed about by everyone else!
Barney - sales manager (and office bully!)
Billy - hippy who still thinks he's in the 1960s
Benny - marine/soldier on a one-man mission to save the world
 
This has made me smile i think
Midge- Doctors receptionist bossy and thinks she knows it all (she probably does)
Panda- A lady who lunches
Maisie-A teenager with an ASBO
Paprika- A popstar (very vocal)
 
Hmmm well Tommy wouldn't have a job, he's be in prison for GBH! Either that or he'd be a bouncer.

Sparky at the minute a nanny as he's fabby at looking after baby

Scampy-Joe he'd be a nursery
 
my Stanley would be a bouncer because since he got his new cosy he just wont come out and let Oscar in....

Oscar would be a personal shopper because he is so lovely and gets on with everyone and willingly tries everything himself (ie when you put new food in the cage hes always there for a taste)!!


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Great thread

Smudge - Butlins red coat or kids' play scheme leader as he's a bit crazy, full of energy and just plain daft!

Spike - private detective or MI5 agent as he's always watching what's going on, creeping around in 'stealth' mode but hides when he knows he's being watched.

J - he would be a stroppy teenager as he's lazy and quite moody (and defiant at times), but his mum still loves him!
 
OH and I have always joked that Ed is an RAF piggy, and has been involved in war...and that's why he occasionally nips for no reason! (OH says Ed must get "flashbacks") hehe! and Jeff, he's a bit like Pinky from Pinky and the Brain...! NARF!
 
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