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If I Could Ask The Piggies One Question It Would Be...

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Kylie80

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If the piggies could speak english for one day and I could ask them anything I would ask them a) why is it when you go off a food you must both go of that food b) why is it when you don't like a food you must both not like that food and c) is for Patchy...why do you face the cage wall and wheek at it? I really wanna know the answer to the third question specifically as I am very baffled by this behaviour lol. What question would you like to ask your piggy?
 
Kylie80 said:
If the piggies could speak english for one day and I could ask them anything I would ask them a) why is it when you go off a food you must both go of that food b) why is it when you don't like a food you must both not like that food and c) is for Patchy...why do you face the cage wall and wheek at it? I really wanna know the answer to the third question specifically as I am very baffled by this behaviour lol. What question would you like to ask your piggy?
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ha ha! a) and b) is so true! Awwww bless Patchy :)) what a little nutter.

I would ask - What makes the perfect strand of hay? You know the one they root through the pile to find.
 
sport_billy said:
ha ha! a) and b) is so true! Awwww bless Patchy :)) what a little nutter.

I would ask - What makes the perfect strand of hay? You know the one they root through the pile to find.
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Yeah she is a nutter but she has such a beautiful little soul.

Yes the hay at the bottom of the pile must be great because they chuck all the other hay out the bowl to get to it lol.
 
'Ruby, why don't you like anyone other than DD1?'
'Eddi, is there anything you love more than blueberries?'
'Oreo, why don't you like being held?'
'Lucy, will you ever forgive me for making you live with Ruby?'
 
Good questions.
Mine would be 'Do you love your mama? Do you?!' In a crazy lady voice (I do that a lot!)
I would ask Angus what hairstyle he prefers as I always get it wrong!
 
Kylie80 said:
If the piggies could speak english for one day and I could ask them anything I would ask them a) why is it when you go off a food you must both go of that food b) why is it when you don't like a food you must both not like that food and c) is for Patchy...why do you face the cage wall and wheek at it? I really wanna know the answer to the third question specifically as I am very baffled by this behaviour lol. What question would you like to ask your piggy?
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You cheated you said one question, :))
 
For Blitzen, it'd be "what the hell do you keep screeching at the top of your lungs at?"

For Comet, it would be "why are you so intent on trying to die in an attempt to get at the hay bales?"

And for them both: "why is 3am party time?"
 
For the pigs it would be "Why are you so crazy loud? You know by now I'd never let you starve, have some trust please."
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"Is it possible to loose your voice from that much wheeking , Can we test that theory?"

For the rats it would be "On a scale of 1-10, how awesome do you think I think you are?"
 
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