If You Were A Guinea Pig...

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If you were a piggy, what would you be like? Breed, looks, colour, personality?

I'd be a white and lilac Abyssinian, because I can't be doing with hair do's and my human self often wishes I could not bother and have a perennial bad hair day. Also, I think I'd definitely kick someone out of the hay tray and be a strutty madam. I'd be white and lilac so I could get all the humans admiring my gorgeousity and I'd enjoy grooming to keep spotlessly clean :)

What would YOU be?
 
I think I'd be a big ginger Texel guinea pig so all those locks make me look somewhat imposing. I'd be that one pig that nips your hand when you try and brush me and sit in the hay tray so I can eat and sleep comfortably.
 
I would be a heinz57 looking like I'd been dragged through a hedge backward. And would be considered an asbo pig for generally poor social skills but that's ok, cos I could sleep lots in peace.
 
I would be a lilac and brown sheltie with very hands off owners and lots of friends with a huuuuge set up with plenty to do and masses of good quality hay and veg.
 
I'd probably just be like Percy. An average short haired pig, ordinary to look at, makes awkward faces whenever there's a camera nearby, doesn't say much.
 
I'd be my Mr Darcy, he is gourgous, confident, and full of personality. I think he is an American breed. Mind you, he is a messy little ! :))
 
I'd be one of those long haired breeds but not so well groomed with hay tangled in my uncontrollable red hair. I'd have nice grey eyes though and a socially awkward sometimes grumpy personality but i'd still be totally awesome. My cage would be ocd neat but anything coriander would be promptly peed on and covered in poo.
 
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