If your piggies were hoomin….

[Ruth1]

…. what would they like to do?

I should be working for school, but a blessing (and a drawback), of living with piggies is the distraction they cause. So I’m sat here, writing evaluation reports and action plans and thinking…

If Pansy was a person she would def be into the pondering/relaxed vibe, type of activity. I think she’d paint and sew and potter in the garden like me. Zola on the other hand would be the sporty type. She would be wearing spandex and head band. Maybe some wee leg warmers.

It’s interesting that their personalities are so defined that you can actually assign them ‘hoomin’ charistics . Seriously falling in love with these wee creatures

Right - Board of governors reports - (emphasis on the BOARD/BORED )

 

[Siikibam]

Chanel would be the independent one, only coming to you when she can’t do something herself. Perhaps a teenager who keeps to their room!

Fudge would be one who likes to sit back and watch rather than join in. Toffee would want lots of attention and affection

 

[PigglePuggle]

If Piggle were hooman she'd be with military intelligence for sure, she's fiendishly clever and complicated and unafraid and can quite happily send completely different vibes to 6 different pigs and 2 different hoomans all at once!
Luna would be... Miss Marple lol... she has a fussy scatty old dear thing going on but actually she's much more assertive and clever than she lets on, and can outwit even Piggle with her harmless old lady disguise.
Ollie pigwig is just totally the dashing Mr Darcy, he is gallant yet brooding, extremely handsome and the most eligible pigwig in all piggledom, yet slightly tinged with tragedy, and is certainly in need of a wife
I will have to think about the others!

 

[CV26]

Spud would probably be exactly like one of our friends. Afraid of most social interactions unless it's to do with the football (read that food)...then he'd be at the front of the queue to get in the grounds.

Dash would be a toddler who has either just had a bag of cola bottles, or is on the sugar come down an hour later...slightly comatose and irritable.

 

[Betsy]

The Very Lovely Lexi would be a flirt. She is very cheeky and a tease. She would be the girl who all the boys would fancy in the class and all the girls would hate because all the boys fancy her. She would be the one with the short skirts and the cleavage hanging out!

Shy Little Meg may be shy but she's knows her own mind. She would be the stubborn one who did everything her way. It would be her way or the highway. She would dress conservatively.

The One and Only Thea would be in the bottom set. She is not very bright and studied very hard to pass all the exams to be Shop Steward of the GPU. Thea can be very naughty but also very lovely. One moment loving the attention and the next running away frightened. She would dress to impress and never have a hair out of place.

 

[Siikibam]

Spud would probably be exactly like one of our friends. Afraid of most social interactions unless it's to do with the football (read that food)...then he'd be at the front of the queue to get in the grounds.

Dash would be a toddler who has either just had a bag of cola bottles, or is on the sugar come down an hour later...slightly comatose and irritable.

Slightly comatose and irritable had me snorting

 

[Lorcan]

Bann would be that one child running between every group of friends on the playground to say hi, and would keep doing it no matter how many different ways he'd be told.

Camowen would be in time out 24/7 because he wouldn't stop yelling. and if he did, it was only to talk loudly.

Edit: Blitzen would've been that smarty pants at the back of the class that would insist lesser mortals were beneath him. Comet wouldn't have been the class clown, he'd have been the School Clown.

 

[Sweet Potato]

Gundam would be an adventurer exploring all the deapest caves and highest mountains with little to no interest in people. An introvert who travels the world alone.

Spud would be a pampered billionaire who inherited his fortune from his father and always expects everything to be brought to him and never wants to work for anything.

 

[Qualcast&Flymo]

Squeaks and Winifred would be grumpy adolescents, rarely leaving their beds except for food - and then only when it suited them, not when the food was ready. They also wouldn't bother cleaning up after themselves.

Alternatively, as a concession to their age (6+), they would be senior citizens, dozing most of the day in their armchairs in their retirement home.

 

[Adelyn]

Clover would be a queen, with soft spot for the young or those with problems. She would rule the land with a just (okay, maaaybe not so just when she wants something VERY badly ) hand.

Stella would be a shy human, but able to stand up for herself. She would live on a farm (particularly favoring the hayloft for a place to read). She looks like a farm gal to me!

 

[Freela]

If Leela was a person, I think she would be quiet, kind of bookish, but would go out of her way to give you a compliment.

Tomie... maybe jail. Not for anything really heinous, but an impulsive theft or a bar fight or something. LOL!

 

[AidaB]

Hector would be an expert of some kind, he has always been our hay expert!
Hamish would be an unruly teenager, who hates getting out of bed, and often has just got out of bed hair, highly motivated by food, and likes to backchat.

 

[Merab]

Micah is a big thug.
He’s the one who would hang out on street corners with gang and display a total lack of manners.

Priscilla is a diva with a style all of her own.
She would be a ‘celebrity’ setting trends and doing things her way.