If your pigs had a iPad

[exia]

What would your pigs do if they had a device with internet and could handle it?

Kongo would find youtube and look at food-vlogggers. He also would write alot of reviews on yelp. Maybe watch some pretty pig-girls.

Djingis would watch cartoons and TikTok. He would also look at documentaries, and girls. Alot of girls.

If these two ever got their paws at a device, I think I would have to shut the wi-fi down...

 

[Ramia]

Stripe would look at house decorating websites and Chez would look at farmer's market websites for veg.

 

[Ramia]

Actually I think Chez would Google "guinea pigs in their underwear"

 

[Truffolo]

Truffle would try out up-do's virtually and Polo would listen to rock and roll very loudly

 

[exia]

Actually I think Chez would Google "guinea pigs in their underwear"

Kongo offers to send a pic!

 

[exia]

Forgot the most important. Djingis would definitely Google "world record poo size Guinea pig" and "create biggest Guinea pig poo's"

 

[Merab]

Moses would look for cute teddy pigs and girls
Miriam would look for things to do with red leaves

 

[Betsy]

Misty would look for "Why did I have to have all my fur cut off?"
Bramble would be naughty and look up why has her Mum told her to stay "nice"?

 

[exia]

When Kongo tells slave to Google for him. He has alot on his mind, like show slave he can eat the chipsi confetti. Google said no. Kongo said he wants DuckDuckGo or Altavista. Slave said stop it and eat your hay. Kongo got pissed and took a nap.

 

[Sweet Potato]

I think the boys would do a lot of online shopping for forrage and peaflakes. Hugo would be seeking legal advice on how to sack your slave for cutting your nails. Or skipping straight to putting himself on Facebook market place to find himself a new family that will give him more veg and less nail trims

 

[Viennese Furbabies]

Bonny would order veggies and treats online.
Vicky would try to find a new home for Kylie and Pino online and order more fleece hideys.
Kylie would try to become top pig of the Internet.
Pino would look into adventure games, young piggy girls , fitness videos .. and treats.

 

[Gem789]

I'm not sure about my girls but recently bonded Arisu (literally yesterday) would probably be googling 'how to get more lady friends' judging by how he keeps constantly humping his 5 new wives.

 

[Gem789]

 

[PiggyintheMiddle]

I have a feeling that Bianca would find herself on the Guinea Pig Forum. Ophelia would be surprised to see that others don’t love courgette as much as she does.

 

[PiggyintheMiddle]

And who wouldn’t take some selfies? Piggy chins and noses? I’d love to see them!

 

[exia]

Selfies? We love them! Djingis always has food around his mouth, especially when getting a taste of Kongos critical care. He needs to put them on his instagram. Kongo? He's just cool. Have like million cool selfies of Kongo.

 

[Ramia]

Stripey begging for cookies

 

[fluffysal]

I suspect Sir George would be looking for a new neighboar.....
I don't even want to imagine what Master Boris would be googling!
Selfies from both though....

 

[Ramia]

Boris looks so innocent and sweet! That little smile.

 

[Truffolo]

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Stripey begging for cookies

Stripe has heart melting eyes

 

[exia]

Just told Djingis is a bit inappropriate and really disgusting to take a pic of your poo and post here just to show everyone you followed googles advice on how to create the biggest poo-dog. Kongo says Djingis found it on Kongos blog (!).


Kongo tells slave, Djingis says it wasnt from Kongos blog he found the recipe and is a bit offended.

 

[exia]

I suspect Sir George would be looking for a new neighboar.....
I don't even want to imagine what Master Boris would be googling!
Selfies from both though....View attachment 271079View attachment 271080

Oh sir G, you look so wise and handsome!
Boris... I dont trust you, man. That smile is just a cover up for something you did or plan to do

 

[Sweet Potato]

Hugo loves a pig selfie. I couldn't find one of Rufus. But my favourite has to be this one from the late great spud.

 

[sam1]

What would your pigs do if they had a device with internet and could handle it?

Kongo would find youtube and look at food-vlogggers. He also would write alot of reviews on yelp. Maybe watch some pretty pig-girls.

Djingis would watch cartoons and TikTok. He would also look at documentaries, and girls. Alot of girls.

If these two ever got their paws at a device, I think I would have to shut the wi-fi down...

Snif would be looking at pictures of carrots and red bell peppers probably! Chocolate would definitely be looking at pictures of himself on gallery, Monty… cosy beds. Smudge would be buying lots of wooden hidies and multiple tunnels .

 

[sam1]

What would your pigs do if they had a device with internet and could handle it?

Kongo would find youtube and look at food-vlogggers. He also would write alot of reviews on yelp. Maybe watch some pretty pig-girls.

Djingis would watch cartoons and TikTok. He would also look at documentaries, and girls. Alot of girls.

If these two ever got their paws at a device, I think I would have to shut the wi-fi down...

This is a great thread

 

[piggieminder]

Mine would be sending each other emails deciding which veg they love is the next one they refuse to eat after I've done a shop. At the moment they rely on bar biting signals and squeaks which means the bottom cage gangsters misunderstand the message sometimes and let the side down!
The begging gangsters will eat anything!

 

[AidaB]

I suspect Wally would be looking up morse code, so he could improve on his bar chewing & send understandable messages.

Loki would probably be looking for a pen friend, so he can chat about all things guinea pig, especially his annoying neighbour.


Hector would have been checking out all the different types of hay & ordering a lot of samples to try!

 

[Ramia]

Stripe would Google "how to fit an iPad through a pigloo door"

The boys are loving their pigloos! They never really sat in their tunnels. And let's not talk about the 40 dollar bed neither used.

 

[HollysKingdom]

Love it! Is there a quick way to “like” all the posts in this thread? I’m in fits reading it.

Bandit: I already have access to the ipad, I control the hooman with the power of my mind



(that explains how they’ve acquired so much stuff )

 

[Truffolo]

I suspect Sir George would be looking for a new neighboar.....
I don't even want to imagine what Master Boris would be googling!
Selfies from both though....View attachment 271079View attachment 271080

Lovely selfies! Boris: I can't help it cos I was endowed