If your pigs had a iPad

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What would your pigs do if they had a device with internet and could handle it?

Kongo would find youtube and look at food-vlogggers. He also would write alot of reviews on yelp. Maybe watch some pretty pig-girls.

Djingis would watch cartoons and TikTok. He would also look at documentaries, and girls. Alot of girls.

If these two ever got their paws at a device, I think I would have to shut the wi-fi down...
 
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When Kongo tells slave to Google for him. He has alot on his mind, like show slave he can eat the chipsi confetti. Google said no. Kongo said he wants DuckDuckGo or Altavista. Slave said stop it and eat your hay. Kongo got pissed and took a nap.
 
I think the boys would do a lot of online shopping for forrage and peaflakes. Hugo would be seeking legal advice on how to sack your slave for cutting your nails. Or skipping straight to putting himself on Facebook market place to find himself a new family that will give him more veg and less nail trims
 
Just told Djingis is a bit inappropriate and really disgusting to take a pic of your poo and post here just to show everyone you followed googles advice on how to create the biggest poo-dog. Kongo says Djingis found it on Kongos blog (!).

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Kongo tells slave, Djingis says it wasnt from Kongos blog he found the recipe and is a bit offended.
 
What would your pigs do if they had a device with internet and could handle it?

Kongo would find youtube and look at food-vlogggers. He also would write alot of reviews on yelp. Maybe watch some pretty pig-girls.

Djingis would watch cartoons and TikTok. He would also look at documentaries, and girls. Alot of girls.

If these two ever got their paws at a device, I think I would have to shut the wi-fi down...
Snif would be looking at pictures of carrots and red bell peppers probably! Chocolate would definitely be looking at pictures of himself on gallery, Monty… cosy beds. Smudge would be buying lots of wooden hidies and multiple tunnels 🤣.
 
What would your pigs do if they had a device with internet and could handle it?

Kongo would find youtube and look at food-vlogggers. He also would write alot of reviews on yelp. Maybe watch some pretty pig-girls.

Djingis would watch cartoons and TikTok. He would also look at documentaries, and girls. Alot of girls.

If these two ever got their paws at a device, I think I would have to shut the wi-fi down...
This is a great thread :love:😃
 
Mine would be sending each other emails deciding which veg they love is the next one they refuse to eat after I've done a shop. At the moment they rely on bar biting signals and squeaks which means the bottom cage gangsters misunderstand the message sometimes and let the side down!
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I suspect Wally would be looking up morse code, so he could improve on his bar chewing & send understandable messages.

Loki would probably be looking for a pen friend, so he can chat about all things guinea pig, especially his annoying neighbour.


Hector 🌈 would have been checking out all the different types of hay & ordering a lot of samples to try!
 
Stripe would Google "how to fit an iPad through a pigloo door"

The boys are loving their pigloos! They never really sat in their tunnels. And let's not talk about the 40 dollar bed neither used.
 
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