PiggieWigs12
Junior Guinea Pig
Hello slaves!
Mums taking me to the vets today. My ear is all itchy scratchy and its driving me mad. My slave wont stop trying to take a look but I'm having none of it! The vet better be kind to me or ill have to deploy my only defence: licking you to death(I'm blind)! Mum says she's worried my ear biddies will migrate into my brain, she says as I'm already brain damaged i cant afford to lose anymore grey matter! not sure if that's a insult or no.
Mums taking me to the vets today. My ear is all itchy scratchy and its driving me mad. My slave wont stop trying to take a look but I'm having none of it! The vet better be kind to me or ill have to deploy my only defence: licking you to death(I'm blind)! Mum says she's worried my ear biddies will migrate into my brain, she says as I'm already brain damaged i cant afford to lose anymore grey matter! not sure if that's a insult or no.