Important announcement from GPFANS headquarters

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Dear fellow forum piggies,
we have had a herd meeting during the night when no big slave ears were around to do any eavesdroping.
I'm very proud and happy to inform you about a few changes at GPFANS headquarters.

Due to his teeth problems, Odi will retire from his position of fast action squad leader.

Tessy is still active as chief nipper, but I will take over the position of deputy chief nipper, taking over Odi's job and taking some of the workload of Tessy's teeth.

Billie is also retiring from being emergency coordinator. This job is taken over by Vicky. While I have mastered the nipping training course with flying colours, Vicky doesn't show the potential for a good nipper (yet). But someone has to take care of all the paperwork and Vicky likes the taste of cardboard and paper.

Kylie is also starting her nipping training. Since she is still a novice, we will see about her potential in a few months.

Wheeks
Bonny
Deputy chief nipper of GPFANS
 
Dear Bonny,
Thank you for letting us know about the GPFANS changes.
We appreciate your work and wish Odi and Billie happy retirements.

Naomi has been trying to put your lessons into practise whenever our slave gives Micah a syringe of medicine or food and she wants it. She’s nipped our slave twice now.
Love from Ruth x
 
Dear Bonny,
Thank you for let us know of the changes. I myself am nipper leader of my Pig clan. I have taken it apon myself to excel in this field and nip for the good of all Guinea pigs world wide. Especially during the dreaded N.C time (nail clipping time). I hope at the GPFANS approve of my nipping abilities.
Wheeky wheek wheek,
Henry.

Attached photo of myself biting my own foot in mistake for slaves hand. This shows I have skills yet to improve.
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Dear Bonny,
Thank you for letting us know about the GPFANS changes.
We appreciate your work and wish Odi and Billie happy retirements.

Naomi has been trying to put your lessons into practise whenever our slave gives Micah a syringe of medicine or food and she wants it. She’s nipped our slave twice now.
Love from Ruth x
Dear Ruth,
Billie and Odi say thank you.
And it's great that Naomi is making good use of our nipping lessons. Maybe she would like to join the UK GPFANS team?
Wheeks from Bonny
 
Dear Bonny,
Thank you for let us know of the changes. I myself am nipper leader of my Pig clan. I have taken it apon myself to excel in this field and nip for the good of all Guinea pigs world wide. Especially during the dreaded N.C time (nail clipping time). I hope at the GPFANS approve of my nipping abilities.
Wheeky wheek wheek,
Henry.

Attached photo of myself biting my own foot in mistake for slaves hand. This shows I have skills yet to improve.
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Dear Henry,
it's always great to meet a fellow nipper.
Maybe you would like to coordinate a new Australian branch of GPFANS?
Wheeks Bonny
 
Dear Bonny

Thanks for letting us here at GPU Headquarters know of the changes to the Management of GPFANS. The Committee would like to extend its thanks to Odi and Billie for all their hard work and collaboration and wish them a happy retirement. We are looking forward to continuing our work with Tessy, you and Little Kylie once her training is completed and her full potential as a Member of GPFANS is accomplished.

Yours in friendship

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Bonny

Thanks for letting us here at GPU Headquarters know of the changes to the Management of GPFANS. The Committee would like to extend its thanks to Odi and Billie for all their hard work and collaboration and wish them a happy retirement. We are looking forward to continuing our work with Tessy, you and Little Kylie once her training is completed and her full potential as a Member of GPFANS is accomplished.

Yours in friendship

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
Dear Miss Bramble,
thank you for your well wishes for Odi and Billie.
We are looking forward to continue the brilliant cooperation between GPFANS and GPU.
Wheeks Bonny
 
Hello dear fellow forum piggies!

It's time for another announcement from GPFANS headquartes.
Tessy, founding member of GPFANS and chief nipper since day 1, is going to retire by the end of April.

Kylie has completed her nipping training with flying colours and will take the position of chief nipper with the beginning of May.

Vicky will still be in charge of all the paper work, sending out wheek mails and organizing our training courses.

Wheeks
Bonny
Deputy chief nipper of GPFANS
 
Dear Bonny,
You have been a great inspiration to piggies everywhere.
You will be missed as The Chief, but Kylie will be an excellent successor.
Love from Merab’s Slave
 
Dear Tessy

I am sorry to hear you are retiring. You have been an excellent leader of GPFANS and we have collaborated on a number of occasions. As Kylie has passed her training with flying colours, I look forward to working with her.

I wish you a long and happy retirement.

Your GPU Friend

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
thank you for your well wishes!

I'm sure the collaboration between GPU and GPFANS will work just as good in the future as it has worked in the past.
Kylie is an excellent nipper and Vicky has taken over the back office work already.

Wheeks Tessy
Chief nipper of GPFANS, soon to be retired
 
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