In Sprout’s opinion...

[Sonnet]

I’m starving him, apparently! And he lets me know it...whenever a car goes past on the road, or the Herring gulls start making a fuss! He’s wasting away to nothing. Nothing! But I think the photos tell a different story, don’t they Sprout?

 

[Bill & Ted]

Aw, Sprout, who are you trying to Kid!

 

[Sonnet]

Aw, Sprout, who are you trying to Kid!

He’s trying to get sympathy from people! But he’s not fooling anyone. Would never starve my piggies, no matter what he says!

Also he’s pooed on my carpet!

 

[piggieminder]

I think the carpet is his way of paying you back for starving the poor lad. Anyone can see he's wasting away for lack of a good meal!

 

[Sonnet]

I think the carpet is his way of paying you back for starving the poor lad. Anyone can see he's wasting away for lack of a good meal!

Oh yes! He’s all skin and bones.

 

[Merab]

Sprout- you may be a stunning boy but you’re not good at telling fibs. You do not look at but like a starving piggy

 

[eileen]

if sprout is skin and bone,then my figure must be the same!round !stunning boy.

 

[sport_billy]

Sir Sprout!

Feed the poor lad!

 

[Flutterby]