AudioHeart
Senior Guinea Pig
- Joined
- Jun 23, 2010
- Messages
- 10,683
- Reaction score
- 94
- Points
- 920
I seem to have found a rare breed of jungle animal in my garden!
"Grrr! Mummy keep away i am a fierce jungle animal and will blink at you cutely if you come near, I am The Guinea King! Grr."
"Nom nom nom, stalking the prey nom nom nom."
"Can i be a Guinea King too? Ohhh grr! Hear me raw! For veggies!"
"No Harvey.You’re too loud, you need to be sneaky annnnd you dont do blend in well with your surroundings like i do, think grass!"
"Right Grass...sneaky..grass.....HI MUM! Look I'm pretending to be a grass strand. Tada!"
(well done Harvey!)
"I'm fluffy, i wheek, and i like munching grass not pretending to be grass....i think i prefer being a normal ol' piggie artie...."
"Yeah me too, its too hard being a Guinea King, but shhh dont tell the slave, she might give us more veggies if we tell her were a rare breed of jungle creature..."
"Ohhhh yeahhh....Ohhh mummy, we need more veggies!"
Love
the boys x
"Grrr! Mummy keep away i am a fierce jungle animal and will blink at you cutely if you come near, I am The Guinea King! Grr."
"Nom nom nom, stalking the prey nom nom nom."
"Can i be a Guinea King too? Ohhh grr! Hear me raw! For veggies!"
"No Harvey.You’re too loud, you need to be sneaky annnnd you dont do blend in well with your surroundings like i do, think grass!"
"Right Grass...sneaky..grass.....HI MUM! Look I'm pretending to be a grass strand. Tada!"
(well done Harvey!)
"I'm fluffy, i wheek, and i like munching grass not pretending to be grass....i think i prefer being a normal ol' piggie artie...."
"Yeah me too, its too hard being a Guinea King, but shhh dont tell the slave, she might give us more veggies if we tell her were a rare breed of jungle creature..."
"Ohhhh yeahhh....Ohhh mummy, we need more veggies!"
Love
the boys x