This morning I was having a very strange dream featuring everyone’s favourite, tiny, wheeking dustbins 
I was in some sort of strange underground shopping centre and there were cages of guinea pigs everywhere. Apparently people who could no longer look after their pigs went to the weird shopping centre and left them. There were four day old baby pigs and all sorts. Not crammed into tiny cages or anything, they were literally in hutches and c&c cages
Then I went down to the food court and two black and white guinea pigs came over. One nibbled on me, then they both climbed into my lap for tickles. The man who was serving said they were biters, but since one was upside down on my lap, I wasn’t buying it. I was just thinking about taking them home when I woke up.
I literally have no idea what to think


I was in some sort of strange underground shopping centre and there were cages of guinea pigs everywhere. Apparently people who could no longer look after their pigs went to the weird shopping centre and left them. There were four day old baby pigs and all sorts. Not crammed into tiny cages or anything, they were literally in hutches and c&c cages
Then I went down to the food court and two black and white guinea pigs came over. One nibbled on me, then they both climbed into my lap for tickles. The man who was serving said they were biters, but since one was upside down on my lap, I wasn’t buying it. I was just thinking about taking them home when I woke up.
I literally have no idea what to think
He woke up feeling completely exhausted
I’m blaming Jess the mini monster that used to squeeze herself in the tiniest holes and cause blooming trouble! 