Sweets: "Fez, do you know what the first of the month means?"
Fezzy: "No, big broder, what does it mean ?/"
Sweets: "*sigh* It means, Fez, that Mom is going to clip our nails and give us baths and shave our *ahem* bums and grease glands ewwww"
Fezzy: "SHE'S GOING TO WHAT?! :o"
Sweets: "That's right, and her didn't even give us our veggitables this morning!
Fezzy: "*ugh* Somepig's hoomin slaves are the WORST!"
Sweets: "Oh, no here she comes HIDE"
Fezzy: "I tried real hard Sweets but she caught me, you know I can't resist a good scratch on the nose."
Sweets: "She got me too, I do love those chin rubs though."
Mom carried us away to the bath tub where we splished and splashed our little hearts out and then she washed us. The rolled us up in towels and called us 'Pigs in a blanket' I think she's a bit on the crazy side but it's okay cause she gives us noms
After the bath she put us on the floor and brushed our soggy hair. Then she got out this big grey thing that blew air and dried our fur, we did NOT like this.
Sweets: "I will save you Fez!"
Fezzy: "Thank you big broder, but she is still getting me! WHEEK!"
Now the bath and dry is all done she tried to suck up to us by giving us green peppers which are sooo nom nom nom but whee was still mad!
Fezzy: "Absolutely not Mommy, you clipped my nails, bathed, and dried me. As well as shaved my bum"
Fezzy: "Okay fine, maybe just a nibble."
Fezzy: "Just so we're clear, I still do NOT forgive you Mom."
Sweets: "I forgive you Mom, nom-nom-nom................"
".................................. NOT"
Fezzy: "No, big broder, what does it mean ?/"
Sweets: "*sigh* It means, Fez, that Mom is going to clip our nails and give us baths and shave our *ahem* bums and grease glands ewwww"
Fezzy: "SHE'S GOING TO WHAT?! :o"
Sweets: "That's right, and her didn't even give us our veggitables this morning!
Fezzy: "*ugh* Somepig's hoomin slaves are the WORST!"
Sweets: "Oh, no here she comes HIDE"
Fezzy: "I tried real hard Sweets but she caught me, you know I can't resist a good scratch on the nose."
Sweets: "She got me too, I do love those chin rubs though."
Mom carried us away to the bath tub where we splished and splashed our little hearts out and then she washed us. The rolled us up in towels and called us 'Pigs in a blanket' I think she's a bit on the crazy side but it's okay cause she gives us noms
After the bath she put us on the floor and brushed our soggy hair. Then she got out this big grey thing that blew air and dried our fur, we did NOT like this.
Sweets: "I will save you Fez!"
Fezzy: "Thank you big broder, but she is still getting me! WHEEK!"
Now the bath and dry is all done she tried to suck up to us by giving us green peppers which are sooo nom nom nom but whee was still mad!
Fezzy: "Absolutely not Mommy, you clipped my nails, bathed, and dried me. As well as shaved my bum"
Fezzy: "Okay fine, maybe just a nibble."
Fezzy: "Just so we're clear, I still do NOT forgive you Mom."
Sweets: "I forgive you Mom, nom-nom-nom................"
".................................. NOT"
