Jet's Dentistry Services

Katiedid

Katiedid

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Jet would like to inform all his piggy friends that he is now practicing dentistry, practicing being the key word here.

He has offered his services to the girls and the small human who apparently don't need dentistry, he is perplexed because everyones habs teefs so must needs dentistry but undeterred he is offering it to all his friends (guinea pigs or not) at a discount rate.

He specialises in toof removals, which he perfected 6 months ago and breaking the opposing toof to the one he had removed.

Yous too can have a toofy grin........

He says he doesn't understands why mummy is now looking at bowls he can't throw and moaning about another vets visit, we was going there for teef in a couple of weeks anyways........
 
Katiedid said:
Jet would like to inform all his piggy friends that he is now practicing dentistry, practicing being the key word here.

He has offered his services to the girls and the small human who apparently don't need dentistry, he is perplexed because everyones habs teefs so must needs dentistry but undeterred he is offering it to all his friends (guinea pigs or not) at a discount rate.

He specialises in toof removals, which he perfected 6 months ago and breaking the opposing toof to the one he had removed.

Yous too can have a toofy grin........

He says he doesn't understands why mummy is now looking at bowls he can't throw and moaning about another vets visit, we was going there for teef in a couple of weeks anyways........
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What on earth has he done?
 
He is a bowl tosser, but he tries to throw the big heavy ceramic bowls. He knocked out a bottom tooth one time too many and it didn't grow back. The top ones we keep an eye on and I was just getting ready to book an appointment with my favourite vet (which can take a while) for about 2 weeks time to have them burred as the upper incisor was getting a bit long and I did my daily check and he had broken it.

Thing is he looks really pleased with himself when I look!

We have been back and forth to the vet with this all and the can't find anything wrong.
 
Katiedid said:
He is a bowl tosser, but he tries to throw the big heavy ceramic bowls. He knocked out a bottom tooth one time too many and it didn't grow back. The top ones we keep an eye on and I was just getting ready to book an appointment with my favourite vet (which can take a while) for about 2 weeks time to have them burred as the upper incisor was getting a bit long and I did my daily check and he had broken it.

Thing is he looks really pleased with himself when I look!

We have been back and forth to the vet with this all and the can't find anything wrong.
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I’ve a rubberised bowl that one of my dogs uses. It’s really stable. You’ll need to try and find similar! Poor you with all the Vet bills though!
 
Janice C said:
I’ve a rubberised bowl that one of my dogs uses. It’s really stable. You’ll need to try and find similar! Poor you with all the Vet bills though!
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Thanks I'll have a look. I'm not so worried about the vets bill as I said we were headed there in a couple of weeks, it's just inconvenient as I suspect the trim after that will now fall between Christmas and new year!
 
We have a vets appointment today for his teeth, good thing too as he has managed to poke himself in the eye and is also sneezing (yes the eye may be a URI not a poke but it looks like a poke and I wonder if the gunk from it is making his sneeze). We will be having words after the vets about appropriate middle age behaviour!
 
Its also the vet who is technically brilliant but keeps telling me my guinea pigs are going to die (he diagnosed Dozy and Biscuit with cancer and saw Ziggy when she was on deaths door).
 
Well his self dentistry was OK and no further repair was needed! He has however poked himself in the eye so we have eye drops. His response was 'I was just trying to be a pirate mummy, black beard. You ruin all my fun'.
 
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