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Jive's chat up lines are not working

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Poor Jive is rumblestrutting his little heart out and the girls are like whatever weirdo go away, do i know you... poor little guy is so frustrated he is currently attacking a house!malletheadmallethead
 
I am sorry for Jive - none of the girls is obviously anyhwere near season! Poor boy! It will change once they have a use for him...
 
...and is the house feeling the Jive-love?

Seriously... Bo rumbles ALL THE TIME! It's like he's one of those wind up toys that just make noise by moving. I'm SO GLAD to be home again so that we don't have to share a bedroom anymore. All night I would wake up but firs Bo's seductive purring followed by loud, upset wheeks from one of the girls who was asleep and not in the slightest interested in getting humped in the face (Bo isn't very particular...) and then a short FRRRP when Bo shakes out the pee someone distributed in his face. Then it waould start over again in another part of the cage...

Courage, mon amie :)
 
Well maybe Jive and Fred can start a club for unwanted husbands? :))
 
Add Mork to the club! He's ALWAYS showing off and never getting anywhere.

I did see him get lucky once but in a few months!
 
need to think of a suitable name for this club and print badges maybe?
 
lovelygirl said:
Well maybe Jive and Fred can start a club for unwanted husbands? :))
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You could Maurice to that club too he is always trying his luck with Julien (his brother though not sure they are fromt he same litter) when he is nervous

I keep asking him if he would like a girlfriend but he just looks at me as if I am stupid haha
 
haha, I had to laugh last night, Wilma was lying sleeping and I saw Fred doing his Mister wiggle Brrr over to her she immediately got up and went to nip him he ran away :)).

I have classy girls, they nip instead of weeing hehe! :))
 
cottonbud has wised up and has realised that running away does not work he just follows so she runs into a house and then turns round and lunges at him, furby will let him smell her bum but as soon as he tries to mount she kicks and then turns round to nip him. rolleyes
 
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cottonbud has wised up and has realised that running away does not work he just follows so she runs into a house and then turns round and lunges at him, furby will let him smell her bum but as soon as he tries to mount she kicks and then turns round to nip him. rolleyes
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I'm glad it is quite normal for them to nip, I have seen both my girls and Fred threatening to nip!
 
our patches sounds like one of these boys, he loves to try and shall we say get it on with oreo but she is a strong willed character as soon as he tries she turns round gives him a nip and then proceeds to try it on him to see how he likes it, really should get a video of it as it is hilarious but didnt want to post naughty guinea pig videos as someone may get the wrong idea lol x
 
I do feel more sorry for my girls really he seems to have just one thing on the brain!
 
If Cottonbud is letting Jive smell her bum, she won't be off season that far! Jive is just catching up with the latest news bulletin...;)

Llewelyn's favourite trick is rumblestrutting and serenading his girl at the top of the ramp and blocking the exit, and you can really see the girls thinking "Oh, not him AGAIN! rolleyes " when they try their best to squeeze past him!

However, with six (soon seven) girls, he is a busy boy and has resorted to keeping his - well, NOT eye, erm... attention - on the main occasion since he would be otherwise frazzled out more often than not. Chasing after two girls in season at the same time is HARD work! mallethead
 
I take it they do not all synchronise there time of the month so they get minimal hassle!
 
Oh no! That would take away all the fun... mallethead

However, brace yourself for girl in season complaining VERY loudly and constantly with a special tone that she is not ready - YET. You will notice that she will NOT move away from the poor boy who's driven pretty mad! She won't be ready to mate until the end of her season.

PS: It's the girls who call the shots, NOT the boys!
 
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