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Hi everyone! thought i would start a little post for fun so here it is

If your guinea pig had a job :lol:(if they were disneyfied lol ) what would that job be?

you may be wondering am i mad:mal: .... possibly but i was looking at my biggest guinea pig last night toothless and he looks so funny and weirdly i thought he looked like a librarian...:) please people tell me if I'm mad but have you ever looked at you guineas and thought something a bit crazy aswell,

also I'm still new to the forum so please tell me if this kind of thing isnt allowed:help::blink:

anyway if its ok i thought it would be fun to talk about as we dont have lives or anything lol:cool::D


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Lol no your not crazy i have the same thoughts about Noel and Liam obviously they are rock stars (noel and Liam Guineagher) but when their money dries up from too much partying and buying extravagant rock star pads then i think Noel would be bouncer at a club (he's not scared of anything) and Liam would be a councillor he's so good at listening to all my worries and always has wheeky words of advice :) :) :)
 
Names: (l-r) Marble and Willow
Occupations: Chief Furniture Testers
Responsibilities: Ensuring all guinea pig accessories are rigorously tested for suitability, comfort and durability, namely by sitting on top of them.
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Willow has an additional role as Head of Hay Colour Assessment. It is graded by number of shade differences to her coat.
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Names: (l-r) Marble and Willow
Occupations: Chief Furniture Testers
Responsibilities: Ensuring all guinea pig accessories are rigorously tested for suitability, comfort and durability, namely by sitting on top of them.
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Willow has an additional role as Head of Hay Colour Assessment. It is graded by number of shade differences to her coat.
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brilliant i think i would like that job! lol :):)
 
Mine are already compost manufacturers, we grow lovely veg!
Other than that I see Spike as a Hells Angel (not exactly a job I know).
Peanut would be a Poet in his garrett, (he spends lots of time contemplating life in the loft of the cage).
 
Jon Snow would like to be a skateboarder, but he doesn't have the skill. But I could see him being in a boy band as he does have the quiffy hair do.
Anselmo would be a supervisor. Work is for the minions but he's happy to shout at people to do work. It's a running joke between boyfriend and I, he even has a picture of Anselmo as his alarm on a morning.
Podrick Payne, bless his little white socks. He's not very bright so he's never to qualify as a doctor. He does rumble a lot, really a lot, so he could be someone who tests the wear in carpets perhaps. Otherwise I'm not sure. Is it possible to be a professional paperweight?
 
Treacle would be a pigwalk model - she has the diva tendencies (always squeaking in indignation at something real or imagined the other piggies are doing which isn't to her liking) and has shimmering satin fur.

Bella would be in furniture removal or maybe interior design as she is forever rearranging her cage with her nose until things are just in the right place.

Ruby would be an explorer as she is always first one out the cage to pad around the far reaches of the utility room.

Luna would be a hermit as she has questionable personal hygiene, likes to stay under cover, is generally scared of most things in life and will only come out of her cave for food!
 
Noel's just had a word with me and he actually wants to be a cleaner, he said '' i's ever so good at helping mommy wif cleaning our wock star pad out'' ... i should add Noel is NOT good at helping me clean it out,he runs of with the brush and tips the pan thing up making more mess for me to clean up.this is him this morning *helping* me ;) ;) ;)

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Jon Snow would like to be a skateboarder, but he doesn't have the skill. But I could see him being in a boy band as he does have the quiffy hair do.
Anselmo would be a supervisor. Work is for the minions but he's happy to shout at people to do work. It's a running joke between boyfriend and I, he even has a picture of Anselmo as his alarm on a morning.
Podrick Payne, bless his little white socks. He's not very bright so he's never to qualify as a doctor. He does rumble a lot, really a lot, so he could be someone who tests the wear in carpets perhaps. Otherwise I'm not sure. Is it possible to be a professional paperweight?

my boys would probably qualify for these jobs aswell lol can i ask is the pig in your profile pic actually green ? or photoshopped :D
 
Noel's just had a word with me and he actually wants to be a cleaner, he said '' i's ever so good at helping mommy wif cleaning our wock star pad out'' ... i should add Noel is NOT good at helping me clean it out,he runs of with the brush and tips the pan thing up making more mess for me to clean up.this is him this morning *helping* me ;) ;) ;)

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oh bless his little heart lol:love:
 
Gizmo my little boy, would be a carpet tester he needs to know how long carpets last for.
He runs up & down in his cage trying to get in with the girls, to see how durable they are. The carpet not the ladies.
He's yet to find one that lasts long the best one managed a day
 
my boys would probably qualify for these jobs aswell lol can i ask is the pig in your profile pic actually green ? or photoshopped :D

My boyfriend likes to mess around with the filters on his phone and for some reason the colour one just turns his ginger stripe a different colour.
 
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