Just for laughs...if your piggie was human......!

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If my pigs were to be human for one day ( and thank goodness they can't!) then I imagine Iggle would be wearing sunglasses and a huge gold $ medallion ... He's such a cool dude with his ladeez rumbling strutting around them.....Pigwig would be like Nora Batty with her curlers and a headscarf an apron and her wrinkled stockings.... when Iggle tries it on she puts him fairly in his place so if she could chase him off with a mop she would! Treacle and Boo are typical bickering sisters... They would argue about boys...messy bedrooms you name it....Pompom is a diva - she is already like a piggy Paris Hilton with her glamorous long swishy hair....Mario would be Elvis with his slick black hair.... UHUHUH! ;-)

If I said this to anyone else except on here they'd think I was barking......
 
Haha i think this all the time, usually i consider, long and hard what their voices would be like. Unfortunately at the moment the majority would speek like utter louts.
 
Squeaky would be a police officer as he always likes to be in control and bossy!

Bruce reminds me of a teenager - always trashing his cage and has an attitude problem with his pigloo!

Rodger is very shy and quiet - he reminds me of a messy toddler as he's always got hay or shavings in his hair!

Humphrey is a very docile and gentle pig - he reminds me of an old man

And Jessie - well she'd be in prison for ABH! :))
 
Suilven would be the boy in the class that everone fancied while Arran would be his geeky little kid brother...

Hamish would definately be a special needs kid with thick glasses and a clueless expression.

Angus would be a teenage lout who was 2 steps from being put in jail for vandalism...
 
Hywel would definitely be King Henry VIII - he has got the attitude, the bulk, the appetites and the wives... :))
 
LOL! This is funny!

Scruff would be the teenage lout who doesn't get on well with anyone except his mum!

Oscar would be a dog...

Cookie would be a lazy good for nothing greedy guts lol! Oh hang on...

Patchy would be the laid back cool guy - nothing fazes him...

Elmo would be the young kid in the family bouncing around all over the others and generally being annoying lol!
 
hmmm interesting, I think Buddy would be a cute geeky boy, intelligent and cute but odd looking all the same hehe.
Bea would be a bit of a stuck up old bat, upper class, well spoken and too posh to do anything for herself.
Bumble would be a bit like me, a bit clumsy, doddering and skittish. Hyperactive and quiet until you get to know her.
Peter - well I don't know, he would be Mr Suave :)) probably with sunglasses and some serious bling, lounging around surrounded by girls hehe
Jemima - well she's still a child, excitable and loud, exploring everything and wanting to know what everything does
 
hmmm interesting, I think Buddy would be a cute geeky boy, intelligent and cute but odd looking all the same hehe.
Bea would be a bit of a stuck up old bat, upper class, well spoken and too posh to do anything for herself.
Bumble would be a bit like me, a bit clumsy, doddering and skittish. Hyperactive and quiet until you get to know her.
Peter - well I don't know, he would be Mr Suave :)) probably with sunglasses and some serious bling, lounging around surrounded by girls hehe
Jemima - well she's still a child, excitable and loud, exploring everything and wanting to know what everything does
 
Oh i have often thought about this! Dillon and Basil arrived here together but then had a fall out - as they've been with me the longest i've had plenty of time to observe them and get to know their personalities -they are so unalike!...........

Dillon would be a quiet, polite, bespectacled, rather gaunt elderly gent with a cloth cap, an allotment and pigeons. He wouldn't have a clue about flirting etc and would have to be cornered by a woman, he would then be totally devoted to her.

Basil would be flashy and a smart dresser, a bit of a latino lover type, handsome and fiery, a real heartbreaker with a girl in every street!

Dillon's wife Coco is a dainty pretty little thing sweet on the surface but totally crackers underneath her public persona! [And yes SHE chose Dillon as her husband, he's still wondering around with a slightly dazed expression a year later.]

Basil's ladies are: the sisters Gloria and Tallulah, both glamorous long haired well dressed but although they like to be seen they're not particularly sociable. Guinevere would be a homemaker who loved cooking (and eating) and Star would be a quiet shy girl with frizzy hair into reading and studying and of the the four of them would be the most genuine and nice natured.


Hmmm Lord Barnaby Sebastan Pigwig? He is a young eccentric, dresses rather old fashioned and of course has a rambling country house and lots of ladies interested in him.
His girlfriends Rosie [the redhead glam girl], Stella, [slightly punk rebel]and Tizzy [ ME first ME first] are all a bit nuts, I'm finding it difficult to think of them beyond that :D
 
Veganlove said:
Oh i have often thought about this! Dillon and Basil arrived here together but then had a fall out - as they've been with me the longest i've had plenty of time to observe them and get to know their personalities -they are so unalike!...........

Dillon would be a quiet, polite, bespectacled, rather gaunt elderly gent with a cloth cap, an allotment and pigeons. He wouldn't have a clue about flirting etc and would have to be cornered by a woman, he would then be totally devoted to her.

Basil would be flashy and a smart dresser, a bit of a latino lover type, handsome and fiery, a real heartbreaker with a girl in every street!

Dillon's wife Coco is a dainty pretty little thing sweet on the surface but totally crackers underneath her public persona! [And yes SHE chose Dillon as her husband, he's still wondering around with a slightly dazed expression a year later.]

Basil's ladies are: the sisters Gloria and Tallulah, both glamorous long haired well dressed but although they like to be seen they're not particularly sociable. Guinevere would be a homemaker who loved cooking (and eating) and Star would be a quiet shy girl with frizzy hair into reading and studying and of the the four of them would be the most genuine and nice natured.


Hmmm Lord Barnaby Sebastan Pigwig? He is a young eccentric, dresses rather old fashioned and of course has a rambling country house and lots of ladies interested in him.
His girlfriends Rosie [the redhead glam girl], Stella, [slightly punk rebel]and Tizzy [ ME first ME first] are all a bit nuts, I'm finding it difficult to think of them beyond that :D
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I love how your Dillon sounds exactly like my late grandfather, really made me smile... and yes he did keep pigeons hehe
 
This has got me laughing so much! :)):)):)):)):)) I knew it couldn't just be me that had thoughts this bonkers about my pigs!
 
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