Lack of treats

[GuineaMel]

I want to make a complaint! It’s been half an hour since I had a treat and my human says I have to wait for my veggies. This is outrageous, please help!

Elsa

 

[weepweeps]

Oh Elsa you poor starving piggy. This just will not do!

I’m sure Sir Saxon Canute, our shop steward for the Guinea Pig Union, will be along shortly to advise you on how to deal with this travesty.
@Betsy

 

[Betsy]

Dear Elsa

Half an hour equates to eleventy billion years! Fancy your Slave starving you like that you when are asking so nicely for your veg. Why is your Slave making you wait?

To ensure your Slave never makes you wait again you need to:-

1. Wheek as loud as possible, preferably when your Slave is on the phone, watching the telly or on an important zoom call for work.
2. Play the song of our people (make a loud noise with your water bottle at the dead of night).
3. When you are out for cuddle time, position your bottom off the pee pad and pee on your Slave's lap.
4. Deposit poops down her bra or down Y fronts (depending on which Slave is holding you at the time).

Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward

 

[fluffysal]

Sir George thinks you should start a pigtition.....
He will happily sign as he is being starved to death at the moment too! Slave said something defamatory about post holiday chunk......how very dare she!0

 

[weepweeps]

Sir George thinks you should start a pigtition.....
He will happily sign as he is being starved to death at the moment too! Slave said something defamatory about post holiday chunk......how very dare she!View attachment 2832170

Very rude!

 

[Merab]

Sir George thinks you should start a pigtition.....
He will happily sign as he is being starved to death at the moment too! Slave said something defamatory about post holiday chunk......how very dare she!View attachment 2832170

How rude

 

[GuineaMel]

Update: the human slave did finally give me veggies - she said something about doing emails, but I don't know what those are.

Sir Saxon Canute, I will keep your suggestions on paw in case this happens again!

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

I like your little tartan house! Tho of course it's not edible.

Doing emails is just one of those ways humans have of wasting time instead of doing important things like piggy care.