Let's Hear Your Christmas Cracker Jokes

[Stewybus]

You're all probably lazing around after your Christma Dinner & have probably pulled your crackers too. Tell us some of the jokes you've heard. I'll start the ball rolling with leave a gap between the Question & Answer to allow members to guess:-

Q: What Do Santa's little helpers learn at school?














A: The Elf-abet!

 

[Chief Guinea Pig]

Haha!
This is how bad my crackers are.....


What's the fastest fish in the world?








A motor pike!

 

[helen105281]

What does Dracula take when he has a cough?








Coffin Mixture.

 

[BossHogg]

Haha!
This is how bad my crackers are.....


What's the fastest fish in the world?








A motor pike!

and side carp!