Little husboar Theo is meeting his ladies!

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Piggy date night tonight and Theo is in the playpen with his herd of ladies!
And to be honest its a bit of an anticlimax so far, especially for Theo's manly aspirations. He fluffed up his fur, rubbed his special bum smells all over his face, and set off rumbling... starts well, chases his beloved Puggle who squeaks submissively and runs away slowly enough he could catch her... chases Piggle who runs away properly...
Then he sniffed Jezebel who sent him flying across the playpen... then he tried to chase big boss lady Clover... who gave him a swift double back kick, turned round and chased him, then she mounted him and humped him into submission!
Not quite what he had in mind, poor little guy... he's sat eating hay quietly now and trying to be inconspicuous...
 
PigglePuggle said:
Piggy date night tonight and Theo is in the playpen with his herd of ladies!
And to be honest its a bit of an anticlimax so far, especially for Theo's manly aspirations. He fluffed up his fur, rubbed his special bum smells all over his face, and set off rumbling... starts well, chases his beloved Puggle who squeaks submissively and runs away slowly enough he could catch her... chases Piggle who runs away properly...
Then he sniffed Jezebel who sent him flying across the playpen... then he tried to chase big boss lady Clover... who gave him a swift double back kick, turned round and chased him, then she mounted him and humped him into submission!
Not quite what he had in mind, poor little guy... he's sat eating hay quietly now and trying to be inconspicuous...
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Oh dear, things aren't going Theo's way eh?! I expect he imagined riding into the herd on his white charger, all the ladies falling at his feet... poor chap 😂
 
He seems to have been accepted straight into the herd and awarded "annoying little brother" status, which is pretty much what I expected/hoped would happen! He's a very submissive and friendly little chap and he's lived next door to the ladies for 10 weeks now and they didnt seem at all surprised or really that interested when he turned up in the playpen with them today.
Maybe when the ladies are in season he'll have more luck in the romance stakes! But the only humping I've seen so far is Clover asserting her dominance...
 
Its quite hilarious because all the ladies hump each other all the time, but Theo has so far gained no humping rights at all- not even with his beloved Puggle who loves his rumble strutting but isnt prepared to go further than a bit of face licking on a first date!
 
I really thought introducing Theo might make the girls fight but instead they seem to be strengthening their existing herd bonds, Jezebel is grooming Piggle, and Clover is being very nice to Puggle for a change and sharing food with her and licking her ears! Theo is getting a bit of ear licking too, just not from Clover...
All suspiciously friendly and peaceful, I'll be waiting with the oven gloves in case a fight breaks out during the night once they go back in the newly cleaned out cage!
 
Still in the playpen and still quite peaceful. Theo is spraying boy pee all round the edge of the playpen and is pumping out some really impressive and overwhelming boy smells but only Lady Puggle is the slightest bit interested in that!
Faintest hint of Theo rumble strutting and Clover steps in with a heavyweight wrestler body slam move, but he's allowed to chat and play nicely with the girls and eat the hay and use all the waterbottles and hidey houses, as long as he flattens himself on the floor and does submissive squeaks near Clover. But now she's in the haycube and he's jumped on top of the haycube and she can't reach him because of her disabled leg... think he's getting a bit cheeky!
Piggle and Puggle are grooming Clover and trying to calm her down... I've never seen so much friendly grooming and ear licking going on!
 
Back in a newly cleaned and disinfected cage with new fleece hideys and a furniture move round... its a happy herd!
Exactly 11 weeks since we rescued Theo from the free ads when his owner didnt want him, and just 4 weeks now since we adopted Jezebel and Clover after they spent 2 years living in an 80cm cage, we have a lovely herd :)
The cage extension is arriving next wednesday then we can build on the 3x2 hay room!
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I'm so happy that my piggies are happy :)
I might add a loft on the hay room when it arrives so Theo can get away from disabled Clover bossy pants... but I can tell she's warming to him and he's too happy and bouncy to take her bossy pants rumbles too seriously!
 
I do so love a happy ending. And I’m sure the boy stink will reduce over the next couple of days.
 
Sounds like fun in your house tonight, glad it is all going well.
Squeaks has also been meeting his ladies properly today, but as he is dating at the rescue, I don't know if he is attempting to woo them with boarly stink and bum wiggling :xd:
 
I am so glad things have gone well and Theo is with the girls. :yahoo: This calls for a little :beer: I think!
 
I love reading your stories. Glad it's all gone well. Congratulations Theo, sorry you ended up in the friend zone rather than having your dreamed of harem.
 
Well it all kicked off at 4am! I woke up to what sounded like an explosion... Theo and Clover were having a proper battle, Clover was going mental and lunging at Theo but he's so fast and bouncy he was jumping over her and dodging away and leaping onto the house roof where she couldnt get him... then Theo settled down to some serious rumble strutting on the roof of the house Clover was in and sprayed her with wee everytime she tried to come out!
Theo is now escorting Lady Piggle and Lady Puggle around the cage making sure they get the first choice of hidey houses and as much breakfast as they like without Clover shoving them about. Jezebel floofy pants is a bit upset and confused by all this but she was also escorted to breakfast and allowed to eat what she liked then shepherded into the hay tray. Clover didnt come out for breakfast but Theo did bring her a piece of parsley and shared it with her.
Little Theo has taken over from Clover bossy pants! And he hasnt tried to bite or hump anyone, he's just smelly and fast and persistant :)
 
PigglePuggle said:
Piggy date night tonight and Theo is in the playpen with his herd of ladies!
And to be honest its a bit of an anticlimax so far, especially for Theo's manly aspirations. He fluffed up his fur, rubbed his special bum smells all over his face, and set off rumbling... starts well, chases his beloved Puggle who squeaks submissively and runs away slowly enough he could catch her... chases Piggle who runs away properly...
Then he sniffed Jezebel who sent him flying across the playpen... then he tried to chase big boss lady Clover... who gave him a swift double back kick, turned round and chased him, then she mounted him and humped him into submission!
Not quite what he had in mind, poor little guy... he's sat eating hay quietly now and trying to be inconspicuous...
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He's so chivalrous, he wants beloved Lady Puggle (and his good friend Lady Piggle who is acting as second in command because she's had a rough time from Clover and she can jump up to places Clover cant reach too!) to have all the best food and hidey houses!
 
Here is little Theo all fluffed up with macho smells defending Lady Puggle's carrot house rights :)
She didnt really want to go in the carrot house but Theo pushed Clover out and insisted she should have a turn... she also got exclusive hay tray rights she didnt really want and exclusive access to 3 bowls of pellets she wasnt that interested in!
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Merab's Slave said:
Lucky Lady Puggle
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I think she's getting a bit annoyed and embarassed by all the attention, Theo keeps deciding what she wants to do and he's a bloke so he gets it wrong! I think later this weekend all the ladies will rebel against Theo's good intentions and put him back in his place... he's never met another piggy until yesterday since he left his mum at 6 weeks old and now he's trying to micromanage 4 independant ladies who have their own agendas!
 
Looking forward to the cage extension coming because he wont be able to patrol both wings of the L-shape at once! I am going to build him a man loft to sit in over the hay room seeing as he likes to climb up as high as he can and supervise everything. Then the ladies can go chill out round the corner in the fleecy bedroom end in peace...
Puggle keeps sneaking off to lick Clover's ears and apologise for her over-enthusiastic boyfriend :)
 
Relationship conversation between Theo and Puggle...
Puggle: "uh, Theo honey? Why did you just chase Piggle away?"
Theo: "my beloved, she dared to try violate the sanctity of your maidenly chamber while you reposed so beautifully and I am on guard!"
Puggle: "but Piggle is my cousin and BFF and we like to share a sleeping bag sometimes since we were babies..."
Theo: "but my princess! You need never share your maidenly chamber again for I am on guard!"
Puggle: "but I'm a herd animal Theo I kind of like to see my friends... and while we are on the subject why did you chase the other girls away while I was eating hay earlier? I know Clover is a bossy pants but I kind of feel safe eating hay with her, if a predator came she's bigger and she cant run away because of her funny leg..."
Theo: "but my beloved ginger piggy queen why should you share the hay with a big bossy pants when I am on guard?! I will protect you!"
Puggle: "but honey if a human comes you roll around on your back hoping they will tickle your tummy... which is very manly to be sure but I feel Clover offers a bit more protection from predators... along with your own manly efforts at tummy tickles of course which are very brave"
Theo: "don't fear my princess I have very manly smells and fluffed up fur which are very intimidating to all known predators which I've no natural instincts to avoid because I love humans and tummy tickles... but its very effective! Not a single eagle has swooped since I moved in..."
Puggle: "great job honey, you keep detering those eagles and making those great smells and getting your tummy tickled while I go chat to the other ladies about how macho and manly you are as temporary herd leader..."
 
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