Logiebear here...

[Lolaa]

Hello everyonep


So I have been ever so clever and I have logged onto here to ask my fellow pig friends if they would like a new slave? Sadly I have to rehome mine, shes lazy, she clips your toe nails and takes half your toe with them, she never feeds you on time, she brushes your fur all wrong and cleans *cough* our manly bits:xrolleyes


Free to good home, must go as soon as possible as I fear one day shes going to forget to feed me & yogi.

Lots of love Logan & Yogixoxo

 

[Glynis]

Hello everyonep


So I have been ever so clever and I have logged onto here to ask my fellow pig friends if they would like a new slave? Sadly I have to rehome mine, shes lazy, she clips your toe nails and takes half your toe with them, she never feeds you on time, she brushes your fur all wrong and cleans *cough* our manly bits:xrolleyes


Free to good home, must go as soon as possible as I fear one day shes going to forget to feed me & yogi.

Lots of love Logan & Yogixoxo

Dear LB and Yogi.......

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek well whee can find some room for you here guys!......but erm your mummy is really lovely, she nice and she does feed you, maybe you need to you know remind her a bit?
if you get in troubles you can comes and lives with us girls (oh not with us of course!)
FREE? you is FREE? nah no ways.............all pigglies are PRICELESS........... x)drool
ooooopsie she's found us on her puter............wheeeeeeeeeeeeeek....

Hello LogieBear and YogiBear......tis me now....erm yes of course you can always visit.....but i do think you guys are on a pretty good wicket where you are! maybe food is a tad bit late.....i'm sure you're not starved tho.....i bet you both get lots of lush greeeeen spaghetti and tasty veggies mmmmmmmm
Sending you some Auntie Glynis loves XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
p.s. give your mummy some too (and yes just give her a nudge to remind her you must be fed more often ) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[sport_billy]

Well logiebear,

it sounds like you have a duff slave and could do with a replacement. I would offer you mine but frankly they are a bit useless as well. For instance this morning we were not fed any parsley and they forced two of us too take this nasty baytril stuff. Guinea pigs of the world we should unite and protest against hopeless slaves.

Love Cookie, Treacle and Putt :p

 

[MerryPip]

Whhheeeeeek!

Logie bear join the club! We reckon our slave has to go too. They started making us a lovely upstairs to our cage the other day but after letting us try it out twice they've hidded it!

Sumfin to do with varnish and justing it but not sure *** that's all about as me'n Moo managed up and down just fine.

She also keeps telling us we'l;l get more friends but no-pig ever arrives...

Chins up pig friends, we'll manage to overthrow them one day...

Love and wheeks from Suilvy-roo and Merry -moo

 

[CandyFloss]

Oh poor you Logiebear (and Yogi of course). Our slave can be a bit of a pest too
Sounds like your slave needs some training - good luck with that - theyre not the easiest to train
Sherbet and the girls
x

 

[sport_billy]

To all gorgeous neglected piggies on this thread,

Whee had to endure claw clippings again last nite, they was alreadys dun last year.... Why..? Then the taller slave put us in a upside down pigloo and put us on a devcie the weighed us... I was sure they was gonna use us as ingredients in a cake...

Maybe we could all put some money together from our 'piggie banks' and open a slave training school to teach 'them that claws should be cut only once every 2 years and that green stuff be made available and bought to us when we rings a bell.

 

[Lolaa]

Logan here again everyone, I am glad I am in the same boat as every other piggy, these slaves need to be put in their placemallethead


So I have been on a squeaking questionnaire I managed to just hear the girls upstairs, gosh I think I have came off lightly:...


Poor Auntie Eeyore had a bleeding nail when she had her nails cut, Cousin Stinkerbell is picked up and kissed with those sloppy kisses every day(Yuck!) but it gets worse...my grandma Ruby has to go into a river and get covered in smelly soapy stuff and then has a blast of warm air at the end of it:{

Oh dear I think I will go and hide in my wooden house wheekwheekx>>

 

[BellasMummy]

Hi Logan, its Phoebe and Paislee here. You said about your Auntie Eeyore and her bleeding nail, well I(Phoebe) also had that happen to me too. Mummy was clipping my nails, I absolutely hate it so I pulled away and then my nail bled
We have only had one bath(thats what Mummy calls the river thing), Mummy keeps saying that we are going to have to have another bath soon. We don't mind that too much though.
Ooops Mummy has just spotted us on here so better go, Wheeks and Squeaks from Phoebe and Paislee x

 

[ghostbusterbunny]

Dear Logiebear,

Munchie and the gang here. Whee have overpowered our slave to take over her computer so that whee can come and assure you that you are not the only ones with a defective slave. Our slave is pretty useless too; we don't know why she is as she is but she definitely needs fixing, or replacing!

Here's just some of the things that she does to us:

• She never feeds us on time, either she's really early which is no good as whee get hungry through the night, or she's really late and our tummies are rumbling. Whee like to be fed at 8pm sharp every night but it is very rare that she comes on time with our food.
• When she does feed us, she never brings us what whee want. Granted, whee do get a lot of veggies but it is very rare that she gets it right every day and gives us what we feel like on that day. She calls us fussy, we call her useless.
• She also has a habit of getting some of our gang members out to get seriously uncool haircuts. She even has the nerve to give some of our female herd butt trims. How unladylike is THAT?! It's degrading, and ugly, and whee do not approve. She made Willow look like a right mess after her butt-trim, with a stupid pudding bowl cut. Plus, you should have seen what she did to little Kalani! The poor girl's traumatized; it's horrific! Whee need to send her on a hair dressing course; whee cannot have traumatized boys and girls here. I'd say that what she does to Ozzy is mean, but he seems to quite like it... weird boy. He does have a lot more hair than the rest of us, so I suppose the slave can be forgiven for giving him haircuts...
• She also gives us baths 'because it's good for us'... WELL. The boys definitely can have baths because they're stinky boars. But the ladies (there's plenty of us!)? No. We're clean, we're ladylike and we're hygenic. Whee do not approve of bathtimes where our dignity is stripped away, washed, blowdried and brushed... shocking.

Whee would like to make it known that whee would like our slave to make changes so that she can better address and meet our needs. Whee would never admit it to her face, but whee do quite like her... she's just defective.

Piggies of TGPF, please help our slave improve her ways and fix her. Whee would be forever greatful!

Oh no, the slave is waking up (whee might have incapacitated her for a while...)! Stay strong Logiebear and all the other piggies here that have defective slaves! Stay strong........................................