Wigwig
Adult Guinea Pig
So I bring archie down after his cuddle cause he needed a wee. He does this, then rushes under my bedspread as it reaches the floor. I have to squeeze him as he rumbles and squeeks his way along under it, then he emerges and is making a stink, rubs his stinky balls on my hand then trots under my laptop desk. So I sit at my laptop on my doggy cushion on the floor, then decide to lie down and watch him. So he does a stinking wee, then sits there eating turds and trying to kiss my face (urgh stink).
So I move back so I can lie there watching him without having to breath it up. He does this for awhile then purrs and slinks onto my pillow, and crams himself into my face as he flops out, so his butt is right over my nose and mouth.
Luckily theres a tiny gap so I can breathe, but after awhile I hear the sounds of air making its way down the stomach and out his butt. No i dont want to breathe your fart archie, so I open my mouth and blow it away. He looks back at me, such a look, and slides his chooken foot up so it pins my mouth shut, just like a person putting their hand over your mouth. I give him a look back and shut my eyes, hmpf! He lies like this awhile longer, keeping my mouth shut, everything I try to open it to breathe cause my nose is blocking up, he pins it shut harder.
Finally he gets up slightly, but no, not that posture, dont you dare archie!
Too late, he does another stinking forced wee on my cushion (he knows not too and theres literally newspaper right next to him) and then struts off looking smug to his food bowl.
Guinea pigs are right little bullies, they know they can get away with it as they are so cute
So I move back so I can lie there watching him without having to breath it up. He does this for awhile then purrs and slinks onto my pillow, and crams himself into my face as he flops out, so his butt is right over my nose and mouth.
Luckily theres a tiny gap so I can breathe, but after awhile I hear the sounds of air making its way down the stomach and out his butt. No i dont want to breathe your fart archie, so I open my mouth and blow it away. He looks back at me, such a look, and slides his chooken foot up so it pins my mouth shut, just like a person putting their hand over your mouth. I give him a look back and shut my eyes, hmpf! He lies like this awhile longer, keeping my mouth shut, everything I try to open it to breathe cause my nose is blocking up, he pins it shut harder.
Finally he gets up slightly, but no, not that posture, dont you dare archie!
Too late, he does another stinking forced wee on my cushion (he knows not too and theres literally newspaper right next to him) and then struts off looking smug to his food bowl.
Guinea pigs are right little bullies, they know they can get away with it as they are so cute
that really made me laugh !