Luna asks, what is Sheltered Housing with Underfloor Heating...?

[PigglePuggle]

Luna says, the hoomans have been muttering things about "cold winter" and "fossil fuzzybum" and "not as young as she used to be" and they have been measuring the cage! They are worried about my left back leg which doesn't always wake up when my front end does anymore, and are doing Senior Citizen Adaptations to keep me Safe. Should I wheek very loudly then wee on the lady who does the bum baths? I am having a bath this afternoon anyway because of some nonsense about Crusty Wee Pants, so I will wheek loudly and spin round in circles then do a big wee in the towel anyway, but what are they doing to my Accomodations? Should the GPU be informed @Betsy ?
Love from Luna x

 

[piggieminder]

Oh Luna, you sweetie, sending you big hugs. Don't worry about your accommodations I am sure they will be very comfortable for you. You are so lucky to have such caring hoomans to look after you.

 

[VickiA]

Oh Luna. I’m quite excited to see what your hoomans are doing to your cage. It’s just a shame you have to have your bath while they are busy doing the alterations and you won’t have a ring side seat so you can supervise and wheek directions at them. I’d ask them for regular photo updates so you can supervise from your fluffy warm towel.

 

[weepweeps]

Oh Luna. I think you don’t have anything to worry about. It all sounds amazing. I’d love underfloor heating. Let us know what your hoomans have been up to.

 

[Betsy]

Dear Luna
I'd love to be able to advise you but you seem to be doing extremely on your own. You have clearly taken on board all my advice to other piggies in need of help from the GPU. You are to be congratulated!

I am on holiday at Aunty Lucy's and Lexi gets very upset with me and gives me a right Royal telling off if I start working when I should be relaxing.

Yours hoping you keep up the wheaking and weeing.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward

 

[Claire W]

Aw Luna. Don’t worry, I’m sure your slaves will make sure your accommodation is lovely and warm and suits your needs. You’re very lucky to have such dedicated slaves who obviously love you and your friends very much

 

[weepweeps]

Dear Luna
I'd love to be able to advise you but you seem to be doing extremely on your own. You have clearly taken on board all my advice to other piggies in need of help from the GPU. You are to be congratulated!

I am on holiday at Aunty Lucy's and Lexi gets very upset with me and gives me a right Royal telling off if I start working when I should be relaxing.

Yours hoping you keep up the wheaking and weeing.

The One and Only Thea
Shop Steward

Have a lovely relaxing break.

 

[Bertie & Jelly]

Dear Luna it sounds like the hoomans are being quite thoughtful although I do think that ‘fossil fuzzybum’ sounds like an offensive description which must be reported when Thea @Betsy gets back from holiday.

 

[AidaB]

Dear Luna,
Did some hooman rearrange your home for you during bath time?
We hope you found somewhere cozy to have a nap.
Wheeks Hector and Hamish

 

[Posyrose]

Dear Luna, I'm sorry to hear about your bath. I hope you are all dry now and can get on with eating and sleeping.

We have underfloor heating in part of our cage (stainless steel puppy whelping pads recommended by someone on here) and we love sleeping on it; we recommend it. It's nice and cozy in the winter.

Ziggy and Bertie

 

[Merab]

Dear Luna, baths should be objected to a every opportunity.
Shouting loudly that you are being tortured is good.
Wee and poop in the water as much as you can.
Wriggle when the hooman tries to dry you so they get wet too.
A nip is also a good idea.
Love from Priscilla, who also gets insulted about her bum

 

[Roclibrarian]

Luna is an old lady, I but she's not 7 until 21st April 2023. Her sister Ginny didn't make it to 5 so she is doing very well. Once she has underfloor heating, I she'll demand breakfast in bed LOL