I am currently boar dating a piggy who has been named Oliver, he is certainly living up to his name. 'Please miss, can l have some more' while looking at me with beseeching eyes. He even has got my husband telling me that Oliver needs some more food! @lauraboara
It's got so bad in this house - if I clunk a sauce pan they think I've opened the tin of nuggets and the squeek of the handle on the back door means I've been outside to pick grass. No is such a difficult word when the wheeks start and two pairs of piggie eyes are looking at you as if you are the meanest human ever. The song of their people is sooo loud.
I was joking to DH the other day that we have saved ourselves a fortune having guinea pigs.
Some people pay to have expensive burglar alarms installed, but in our house anyone who opens the back door is greeted not by wailing sirens, but by loudly wheeking guinea pigs! Just like @piggieminder we only ever go outside to cut grass, and anyone entering the house obviously has a large plate filled with juicy grass for the starving piggies.
Don't tell anyone, but the code to our 'burglar alarm' is fresh grass and blueberries
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