Miss Bramble is now on leave until 9th February

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Dear Piggies in Forumland.

I am taking a few days off on sick leave as I have a rather nasty and painful haypoke which means I can't concentrate on my work properly. Then I am on holiday until 9th February. This has been approved by the Committee at the GPU. I am staying with my Mum Misty and our Husboar Saxon at Aunty Lilli's. We are looking forward to our extended holiday as we all get thoroughly spoilt and we have lots of other piggies to chat to. Don't let your Slaves think that they can get away with anything though, as I have eyes everywhere!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Hope your eye heals nice and quickly and have a great holiday!
 
Selfishly, I'm glad to hear it was a haypoke and not a hedgehog spine poke or anything! I hope you get well soon and enjoy your holiday at Aunty Lilli's! I can't imagine what's all going to happen on the forum in your absence. Maybe you should have a deputy?
 
Dear Piggies in Forumland.

I am taking a few days off on sick leave as I have a rather nasty and painful haypoke which means I can't concentrate on my work properly. Then I am on holiday until 9th February. This has been approved by the Committee at the GPU. I am staying with my Mum Misty and our Husboar Saxon at Aunty Lilli's. We are looking forward to our extended holiday as we all get thoroughly spoilt and we have lots of other piggies to chat to. Don't let your Slaves think that they can get away with anything though, as I have eyes everywhere!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
Who would even think of misbehaving while you’re away 😇. Certainly not me.

Hope your eye is ok and heals quickly
 
Get well soon Miss Bramble.
We hope you have a fantastic and relaxing holiday. 🏝️
 
Maybe you should have a deputy?
We will have a lookout for the most misbehaving slaves.
Beware that there could be a Nipping Squad coming your way, slaves!
Wheeks Kylie (GPFANS)
Dear @Mrs Tiggy Winkle

GPFANS have always been available when I have been away to give advice to wayward Slaves. Kylie had a Video Wheek with the GPU Committee when my leave was approved so she knows exactly what to do! Be afraid .... be very afraid. Kylie may look innocent but us piggie's know different.

Your piggie's friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Miss Bramble, you are so good at organising everyone so that the operation runs smoothly in your absence. It must have been hard getting through all the emails and reading all the legal papers, what with your sore eye, but you are a trooper!
 
Dear Miss Bramble
We hope your eye improves quickly
Are you going on a pamper holiday ?
We’ve heard about those …..or is it your slaves going on one ?
Have fun anyway
With lots of wheeks
Gentle Geoff and Funboy Freddy
 
One of the staff room piggies would like to help out - Maximus Bossius Hoggious. 👍
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Hello Maximus Bossius Hoggius

You look very capable of keeping wayward Slaves inline! You will need to send a wheekmail to GPU Headquarters with your credentials and CV to see if, along with GPFANS, you'll be able to assist piggies in crisis in my absence. I would very much like to know the outcome.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Sending healing wheaks to Miss Bramble for a smooth recovery. Hay pokes are no fun. And enjoy your extended holiday. I doubt there will be much misbehaving during your absence…. 🤭
 
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