Betsy
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I was giving Bramble her morning groom and cuddle like I do every morning when she decided that she had had enough of grooming, climbed swiftly up my body and bit my neck! 
Miss Bramble is really a vampire in Piggy Clothing🧛♀️
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Oh Miss Bramble! What a silly mistake to test your razor sharp teeth on your slave’s lovely soft neck. I hope you apologised!
Claire W
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Ooh ouch! Miss Bramble please say you just meant to give your mummy a kiss and not actually bite her?
Bill & Ted
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Oh Miss Bramble
Betsy
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Dear Bonny @Viennese Furbabies
I bit my Slave this morning. Your correspondence course is very good! I have proof! It didn't stop Slave from grooming me though. She said something along the lines of "Don't bite me you bl**dy guinea pig that hurt!" Does she not realise that grooming hurts too? This morning I was groomed on the side that only gets groomed a bit because I let my Slave know that I've had enough after she's done the other side which hardly hurts at all as that gets groomed every day and she says "enough now I'll do it tomorrow" and they she doesn't do the ungroomed side but carries on with the groomed side presumably as she knows it doesn't hurt.
I hope that you are proud of me.
Your friend
Miss Bramble
I bit my Slave this morning. Your correspondence course is very good! I have proof! It didn't stop Slave from grooming me though. She said something along the lines of "Don't bite me you bl**dy guinea pig that hurt!" Does she not realise that grooming hurts too? This morning I was groomed on the side that only gets groomed a bit because I let my Slave know that I've had enough after she's done the other side which hardly hurts at all as that gets groomed every day and she says "enough now I'll do it tomorrow" and they she doesn't do the ungroomed side but carries on with the groomed side presumably as she knows it doesn't hurt.
I hope that you are proud of me.
Your friend
Miss Bramble
Jelly/Jam
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Ouch
Giving Miss Bramble the benefit of the doubt. Could it have been an over exuberant kiss?
Betsy
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It was a bit ouchy!
Betsy
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Er ...... No! She definitely meant to do it!
Giving Miss Bramble the benefit of the doubt. Could it have been an over exuberant kiss?
fluffysal
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Will she get the commitee to put her on the naughty list? 
Betsy
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I think as the GPU Shop Steward is exempt as she is so helpful to other piggies in crisis.Will she get the commitee to put her on the naughty list?
FOREVERWill she get the commitee to put her on the naughty list?
Betsy
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No as explained earlier she is exempt as she helps other piggies in crisis. This was also an action against her Slave not a crime against other piggies.
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You do know that a vampire bite turns a person into a vampire.
Watch out for vegetable cravings, wanting to munch the piggies hay and fur growth all over
Watch out for vegetable cravings, wanting to munch the piggies hay and fur growth all over
Betsy
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Well I did have a salad for lunch .......
And I'm having a haircut on Thursday ........
Adelyn
Adult Guinea Pig
Well I did have a salad for lunch .......
And I'm having a haircut on Thursday ........
And so the plot thickens . . .
Betsy
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The new hay bale smells lovely.....Well I did have a salad for lunch .......
And I'm having a haircut on Thursday ........
Viennese Furbabies
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Dear Miss Bramble,
we are very proud of you here at GPFANS headquarters. You're clearly our best student. Not even Tessy ever tried to bite the neck.
But still we would recommend that you read the safety warnings in your tutorial again. Biting your slave somewhere that could harm her ability to feed you and take care of you, isn't the best place to choose.
Wheeks Bonny
we are very proud of you here at GPFANS headquarters. You're clearly our best student. Not even Tessy ever tried to bite the neck.
But still we would recommend that you read the safety warnings in your tutorial again. Biting your slave somewhere that could harm her ability to feed you and take care of you, isn't the best place to choose.
Wheeks Bonny
Jelly/Jam
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Sweet Potato
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I think the time to worry is when you try to climb into a cardboard box instead of going to bed
Jelly/Jam
Junior Guinea Pig
Bill & Ted
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Or howling at the moon!
fluffysal
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What's the problem with howling at the moon? I love to do it.
Now, where did I put that razor......
Now, where did I put that razor......
Bill & Ted
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Hey you are scary
fluffysal
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@Bill & Ted , you say the sweetest things