Monty The Humpoholic

[Piggly]

So I'm wearing a brand new top... got the boys out for a cuddle, and literally all Monty can do is hump poor old Eddie in every direction! Eddie is a bit fragile being an old boy and the giant lump who is Monty keeps clambering all over him and upsetting him. The worst thing is... my new top now has boar stink on it.

Thanks boys. Really.

 

[Flutterby]

Haha! Men and their hormones!

 

[Chief Guinea Pig]

Hahahahahahah!
This made me chuckle. Aww.

 

[Piggly]

I put them back in the cage and the humpfest continues. Monty didn't win though and stomped into his tunnel, flumping down in such a grump it made me laugh! He will never learn. Eddie is boss!

 

[piggyfan]

Eddie sounds very dominant!

 

[Piggly]

Eddie sounds very dominant!

He is king of the bums (chronic lifelong bumsniffer - will only allow submissive bums he can sniff, its a very important matter)

 

[Wigwig]

Lol! What a naughty boy! Atleast he only humped Eddie and not you, Archie pins my hand down a fair amount

 

[Piggly]

Lol! What a naughty boy! Atleast he only humped Eddie and not you, Archie pins my hand down a fair amount

Eep! Thankfully he's not that bad