Moses and Miriam

They are just so sweet šŸ˜ your patience with them is wonderful, itā€™s nice to see them coming out of their shells
 
Itā€™s official - only Hotel Chocolat bags are acceptable to guinea pigs.
Having completely ignored the various paper bags Iā€™ve given them Miriam has decided that the new Hotel Chocolat bag is perfect for sleeping in, hiding in, eating in, not to mention the vast quantity of wee and poop in it.
After only 2 days it needs to be replaced !

Must go and get more Hotel Chocolat bags and recycle all the others
 
I'd offer help too, but am not sure where to get Hotel Chocolat chocolates, never heard of them in fact, and then I'd need to send you the bags too, can't just bring them to the next meet up in person (Manchester?). All just a bit far away. But I'd definitely like to be able to help.
 
Merab said:
Came home in the early hours of the morning and checked on the piggies.
They had clearly been well cared for by our neighbour and the paper bag that went in fresh on Thursday was totally trashed and the furniture was rearranged.
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Did you expect anything else ā€¦..šŸ˜‚
 
Dear Moses

Fancy your Slave only providing a pink paper bag! That is shocking! Miriam may be partial to a pink bag but a boar liking pink? I think not! But in this age of equality, I suppose we do need to forgive her.

I understand you like Hotel Chocolat bags. Clearly only the best will do for you. Miriam may not be as picky but if you want the best then you should demand the best!

To do this you need to:-
  • Show your dissatisfaction at inferior bags by either completely ignoring them or weeing on them so that they turn to pulp - you know your Slave best so will know what will annoy her the most.
  • Wheak loudly whenever your Slave or Daddy Slave goes past your room (if you're not a whesker, you need to start learning how to wheak as this will alert your Slaves that you are not happy)
  • Bar bite (though not so hard you break your teeth) this will let your Slaves know that you are unhappy. Ignore them when they say to stop as they find the noise it makes strangely comforting.
I hope this information will make your Slave provide you with a better class of paper bag.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Miss Bramble,
Thank you for your support. Slaveā€™s excuse was that a Yorkshire Soap Company bag is very good but unfortunately only come in pink.
Miriam doesnā€™t like pink either but we were told thereā€™s only 1 Hotel Chocolat bag left.
Iā€™m very good at making lots of poop and lots of wee so I will take your advice and turn it to pulp as quickly as possible, Miriam will help.
I donā€™t have a very loud wheek and I have never bitten the bars so I will have to learn.
Iā€™m a very gentle boar and I do very good rumbles.
Do you want to come and visit me so I can show you my best rumblestrutting ?

Love and rumbles from Moses
 
@Merab I may be imagining it but does Moses have a ā€œvā€ on his back in the last two pictures of him?
 
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