Moses and Miriam

Dear Moses and Miriam

Well done for pooping in your clean C&C cage. Just who does your Slave think she is getting rid of your Science experiments on how long a poop can go without turning mouldy. Keep up the poops of protest!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
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HollysKingdom said:
Dear Moses, how’s the invisibility trick going? I think I may have perfected mine Love Lili the ninja xx
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Dear Lili,
I am very good at disguising myself as a black hole.
When I’m in the back of the carrot cottage or under the hay no one knows where I am.
I love that you are a ninja, I’m a rumbler 😁

Love from Moses x
 
Merab said:
Dear Lili,
I am very good at disguising myself as a black hole.
When I’m in the back of the carrot cottage or under the hay no one knows where I am.
I love that you are a ninja, I’m a rumbler 😁

Love from Moses x
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A rumbly black hole sounds a bit scary! Especially if its hiding 😱
 
Merab said:
We had our cage cleaned today. We tried to help but our slave kept telling us we were in the way.

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This us checking out the new, clean fleece.
We added some poops before our slave could put down our mats

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The cage was clean - finally !
We were given our afternoon veggies early 😋
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Ah we love how you helped your slave - getting in the way ….whatever next 😂
We always hide when our slave cleans our home !
Love and wheeks
Geoff & Freddy
 
Merab said:
We had our cage cleaned today. We tried to help but our slave kept telling us we were in the way.
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Awww 😭 What a terrible thing to say! And so untrue - you were helping so how could you have been in the way?

Just as well you pooped before your Slave could put any mats down - serve her right! You show her who's who in the house.
 
Dear Moses and Miriam

Well done in helping your Slave clean out your cage today. At least she didn't put you in that tiny little basket to get you out of the way and "to keep you safe"! Of course you pooped when the very jazzy clean fleece went in, it's what us piggies do! Doesn't your Slave realise that as well as being appetites with fur we are also poop machines with fur? What a stupid Slave you have!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
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Dear Miss Bramble,
Thank you for your encouraging words.
We did appreciate not being put into the teeny, tiny basket while the cage was cleaned, that’s why we pooped. It was an expression of gratitude 😁
Our slave can be a bit thick sometimes but she she did give us some aubergine at the weekend which was nice.

Have you trained your new husboar yet.
If he gets too enthusiastic we recommend a face full of pee sprayed at him. 😅

Love from Miriam and Moses

PS - I, Moses, disagree with pee spraying boars who just want to show their love for their beautiful wives
 
Dear Moses and Miriam

Our new Husboar, Saxon, is very enthusiastic with his boarly duties. We haven't yet sprayed him with a face full of pee but we clearly need to learn this thank you for your assistance we will clearly have to learn how to pee him in the face. We have starting training him and he is starting to learn what we're teaching him.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
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We like our food, especially leaves.
We like coriander leaves for our midday snack, so we were very happy yesterday when Daddy slave was left in charge because he gave us the whole bag of coriander 🥳🥳
When our slave, who was deserting us again today, said we could have the rest of the coriander Daddy had to explain he gave us all of it because he didn’t think there was much in the bag.
We didn’t tell him we usually only get a tiny, minuscule piece.
We like it when our slave goes out 😁
 
What clever piggies, they have earned all that extra coriander! Well done Moses and Miriam 😂
 
Merab said:
When our slave, who was deserting us again today
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What?!? Deserting you again? Just who does your Slave think she is!? The job of a Slave is of course to stay home and slave away for piggies. The word is self-explanatory. At least Daddy Slave is there today. I suppose he will jolly well have to go outside and hunt around for grass and dandelions.
 
Merab said:
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We like our food, especially leaves.
We like coriander leaves for our midday snack, so we were very happy yesterday when Daddy slave was left in charge because he gave us the whole bag of coriander 🥳🥳
When our slave, who was deserting us again today, said we could have the rest of the coriander Daddy had to explain he gave us all of it because he didn’t think there was much in the bag.
We didn’t tell him we usually only get a tiny, minuscule piece.
We like it when our slave goes out 😁
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A whole bag of coriander - they must have thought Christmas had come early 😂
 
Betsy said:
Especially when Daddy Slave is on duty!
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He was again today as I was in York with the car at the garage.
This time he only gave them half the coriander - I don’t think they appreciated that he listened to my instructions 😅
They are so talkative when they’re alone and Moses just happily rumbles away to Miriam and to himself.
 
Dear Moses and Miriam

Yesterday you had a whole bag of Coriander and only half a bag today? Why? Daddy Slave was in charge again today so this travesty should never have happened. You need to let Daddy Slave know that his listening to Stupid Mummy Slave is just unacceptable. He should be listening to you. The fact he can't understand or speak guinea piggeese is absolutely no excuse! He should just know that a whole bag of coriander should be delivered when he is in charge.

I have sent you a wheekmail with details on how to avoid this happening again.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
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