Moses and Miriam

Moses and Miriam would like you to know that their slave is going to be off the forum for a few days.
Rest assured we are being well looked after and will continue to hone our furniture rearrangement skills.
From our nest under the hay we are discussing the possibility of a business advising other piggies.
The charges will in pea flakes and will be very reasonable.
Watch this space 😁😁😁😁😁😁
 
Merab said:
Moses and Miriam would like you to know that their slave is going to be off the forum for a few days.
Rest assured we are being well looked after and will continue to hone our furniture rearrangement skills.
From our nest under the hay we are discussing the possibility of a business advising other piggies.
The charges will in pea flakes and will be very reasonable.
Watch this space 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Like Feng Shui for piggies maybe? 🤔
 
Merab said:
Moses and Miriam would like you to know that their slave is going to be off the forum for a few days.
Rest assured we are being well looked after and will continue to hone our furniture rearrangement skills.
From our nest under the hay we are discussing the possibility of a business advising other piggies.
The charges will in pea flakes and will be very reasonable.
Watch this space 😁😁😁😁😁😁
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Advising on carrot Cottage renovations or poop production maybe?
 
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Hiding from the cage cleaning

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Lots of fresh hay and a nice clean cage to fill with poops

Dear Kylie, please would you ask your slave, @Viennese Furbabies , to bring you over to see us.
I need your help please.
It’s bad enough being mauled and stuck on the scales in a paper bag, but today my slave had the temerity to remove a piece of hay from my little boy bits. I was saving it for a snack in case we ran out of hay later.
Love and rumbles from Moses
 
Merab said:
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Hiding from the cage cleaning

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Lots of fresh hay and a nice clean cage to fill with poops

Dear Kylie, please would you ask your slave, @Viennese Furbabies , to bring you over to see us.
I need your help please.
It’s bad enough being mauled and stuck on the scales in a paper bag, but today my slave had the temerity to remove a piece of hay from my little boy bits. I was saving it for a snack in case we ran out of hay later.
Love and rumbles from Moses
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Dear Moses,
how very inconsiderate of your slave to steal your emergency hay. Because we all know that it's a very realistic threat to our piggy existance to run out of hay.

But I don't think that you really want our slave near you. Pino has suffered tremendously last weekend when our slave cleaned out his boy bits.
Not that Pino is that boarly ... but personal boundaries should always be respected.

We advice you to nip your slave any time you find an opportunity to do so.
If you need nipping help or advice on the best nipping spots, send us a wheekmail.

Wheeks Kylie (GPFANS)
 
Merab said:
It’s bad enough being mauled and stuck on the scales in a paper bag, but today my slave had the temerity to remove a piece of hay from my little boy bits. I was saving it for a snack in case we ran out of hay later.
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Disgraceful! We'd climb out of that basket thing, and create havoc while she's cleaning your living quarters out. If you can't quite reach, you could climb onto Miriam and then jump! I mean your slave even uses your room as an office! Chew up all her paper, poo and pee on it - just show her! Pee under her furniture. Lots of fun for your slave for later. With love from Snowy, Hughie, and Robbie from over at RB.
 
As we have just had our cage cleaned we have had to exercise our furniture moving skills.

Lesson 1 - making a zooming track.

It is very important to have a track to run around without any obstacles.
If your clean cage has stuff along the sides you must move them into the middle of the cage so that you can run around the outside.
Fleece and wooden tunnels are ok.
Fleece houses have to be moved.
If you wish you may turn them upside down as well.
If your hay is like ours and piled on the floor you should just move it.
We will talk about making hay nests and tunnels another time.
 
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