Moses and Miriam

Merab said:
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Snuggling in the basket while cage gets a deep clean
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Miriam, you're a beautiful guinea! I love your trousers - one leg is honey-coloured with an elegant white belt and the other leg honey-coloured and black with a honey-coloured belt, plus a lovely white frill on your black blouse :luv: You are so well-dressed. I wonder who your tailor 🪡 is? Moses, you're a perfect black hole! You also look lovely and fuzzy and it's nice you're keeping Miriam safe - you let her have the safe space between you and the basket wall:clap: How gentlemanly of you! :hmm: I wonder though if you both feel secure? Or maybe you need some sort of roof to keep 🦅 etc away? Let me know if that's necessary, I can get on with that for you. Love from Mrs Tiggy Winkle🦔
 
Hello forum friends.
We are not happy today.
We were looking forward to our afternoon veggies but when they were delivered the leaves were most definitely off.
Our slave said they were just a bit sad and wasn’t too bothered as they were fresh on Friday but that was ages and ages ago.
We think that telling us the nearest supermarket is 10 miles away and was closed because it was late Sunday afternoon was no excuse.
We had to eat the cucumber and pepper and pea shoots .
Our slave has promised to go shopping tomorrow but we think this is very poor management on her part and we should never have been given sad leaves.
From Miriam and Moses
 
Merab said:
Hello forum friends.
We are not happy today.
We were looking forward to our afternoon veggies but when they were delivered the leaves were most definitely off.
Our slave said they were just a bit sad and wasn’t too bothered as they were fresh on Friday but that was ages and ages ago.
We think that telling us the nearest supermarket is 10 miles away and was closed because it was late Sunday afternoon was no excuse.
We had to eat the cucumber and pepper and pea shoots .
Our slave has promised to go shopping tomorrow but we think this is very poor management on her part and we should never have been given sad leaves.
From Miriam and Moses
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Oh dear. Further training is required. Sad salad leaves are a no no. And the distance to the local supermarket is not your problem. Demand extra treats….
 
Dear Moses and Miriam

The delivery of sad salad leaves is not on! Your Slave probably gave them to you as her and Daddy Slave had already rejected them and thought that you weren't that fussy and salad leaves are salad leaves and you would eat them. How wrong she was! You have shown her that you will NOT accept substandard veggies, The fact that the Supermarket is 10 miles away and that it's late on a Sunday is no excuse! She should have thought about that before. After all isn't your welfare the most important thing? It's her stupid fault for not checking the salad leaves when she picked them up on Friday, Mind you Slaves can be a bit stupid so not really a surprise is it?

I have sent you a wheekmail in which I detail what you should do to make sure that this doesn't happen again. Your Slave should be afraid ...... very afraid....

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward
 
Dear Moses and Miriam,
Sad salad is not acceptable, we are so sorry. There seems to be something going on with these humans at the moment. We have had weeds and grass for dinner several times this week, the grass is lovely we all eat that first but weird weeds! Our main human is walking funny and groaning every time she stands up. The other human won't come near us because of man flu whatever that is, we are not happy because we're not getting our sneaky treats.
Yours in sympathy,
The Pigglingtons.
 
Thank you Miss Bramble and all our forum friends.
Our slave did say the salad leaves were not at their best by date yet.
We beg to differ - they were definitely past their best.
However, we are happy now as our slave went to the supermarket today and we have lovely fresh salad leaves and she also bought us a hay cube as a treat.
We have started the destruction work.
We hope your slaves stop making excuses like man flu and groaning at you Pigglingtons.
Love from Miriam and Moses
 
Merab said:
Thank you Miss Bramble and all our forum friends.
Our slave did say the salad leaves were not at their best by date yet.
We beg to differ - they were definitely past their best.
However, we are happy now as our slave went to the supermarket today and we have lovely fresh salad leaves and she also bought us a hay cube as a treat.
We have started the destruction work.
We hope your slaves stop making excuses like man flu and groaning at you Pigglingtons.
Love from Miriam and Moses
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Dear Moses & Miriam
I think the naming and shaming technique Miss Bramble mentioned in her wheekmail clearly worked !
Wheeks Freddy
 
Dear Moses and Miriam,
I seem to recall your Slave eating your food in the past, so wondering if that was the case here too? Maybe there were lovely fresh crispy yet succulent lettuce leaves which Slave and daddy Slave ate while pretending they didn't exist?
 
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