Moses and Miriam

[Merab]

Work on the hay cube from the comfort of bed!

And why not

 

[Merab]

Me hiding from the dreaded cage clean, and Miriam trying to squeeze in as well.
Our slave has taken away our lovely, snuggly fleece house.
She said it was disgusting and needed to go in the laundry.
Love from Moses aka The Black Hole

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

She said your lovely house was disgusting! And then she took it away! Outrageous! Maybe contact Miss Bramble?

 

[Betsy]

Dear Moses

Your lovely snuggly fleece house was just nicely smelling of you and Miriam with a few poops and wees added in for good measure nothing wrong with that! To have your Slave say it was disgusting and needed to go in the laundry is disgraceful behaviour!

You need to make sure that she never says your house is disgusting again. You need to

• Deposit lots of poops down her top.
• Do a huge wee on her at your next health check trying hard to get it off the side of the pee pad.
• Spray hay all over the floor while doing zoomies. If you don't zoomie then just flick your poops onto the floor instead.

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[Merab]

Moses appreciates your advice Miss Bramble, however he is a very gentle boy and would never dream of seeing all over our slave.
We do ensure there’s more than a few poops in the fleece house.

We hear rumours of a new Hotel Chocolat bag which is very exciting.
Love from Miriam

 

[Merab]

Autocorrect
Peeing not seeing

 

[Betsy]

Dear Moses

It's great fun to wee all over your Slave - you should try it!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

 

[Merab]

Dear Moses

It's great fun to wee all over your Slave - you should try it!

Your friend in a crisis

Miss Bramble
Shop Steward

This one needed moderator approval.
I had to think very hard about approving it as I’m not sure encouraging Moses is good

 

[Merab]

2 piggies in hiding from cage clean and health checks



Moses inspecting the clean cage

Beautiful Miriam.
The house has been completely turned round and the tent is squashed

 

[Betsy]

A bit of furniture rearranging is to be expected.

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

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2 piggies in hiding from cage clean and health checks

Looks like a guinea's cosy hut with a black lining and no piggies!

 

[Merab]

What do you mean you’re going to clean the cage



Miriam decided to wait out the cage clean in the bed.
Moses decided to join her and over it went

Why is there no hay yet ?
Does my bum look big in this ?
New hay bag and a hay cube to hang out of

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

Moses, I don't see a bum, I see a black hole.

 

[Merab]

It’s a bum disguised as a black hole

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

It’s a bum disguised as a black hole

I think the black hole does look rather large, I'm sorry to say Moses.

 

[Merab]

We love our paper bag



It’s big enough for both of us

 

[Merab]

Paper bag totally trashed !
Miriam has hit 1300g at today’s weigh in but her heft still feels fine.
Moses, despite looking bigger, still lurks around 1250g

Moses does not like his boy bits being checked.
As soon as he’s there right way up again he runs up onto my shoulder and huffs in my ear

Both piggies very happy in a nice clean cage and have spent the afternoon rearranging the furniture.

Some afternoon spam

 

[weepweeps]

That’s a lovely photo of Moses

 

[Janey]

Beautiful pigtures

 

[Betsy]

That’s a lovely photo of Moses

You mean lettuce disappearing into a black hole.

 

[Claire W]

Aw lovely photos of the beautiful Moses and Miriam

 

[weepweeps]

You mean lettuce disappearing into a black hole.

Yep

 

[Merab]

Excuse us - we need a new hay cube please

Just because she’s so beautiful

 

[Roselina]

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Excuse us - we need a new hay cube please

View attachment 283391 Just because she’s so beautiful

Goodness @Merab the piggies will be emailing Sir Saxon
( and yes both are truly beautiful )

 

[RosieLily]

Moses looks like a little ball

 

[Merab]

Nearly finished destroying the hay cube

 

[Merab]

New hay cube ordered.
The piggies will be even happier than they are.

 

[Merab]

Safe to say they had a really good time with the hay cube
New hay cube has been delivered

 

[Janey]

I can see they’ve put a lot of effort and devotion into devouring the old hay cube! I’m sure they’re both very relieved that the replacement has finally arrived

 

[Betsy]

I can see they’ve put a lot of effort and devotion into devouring the old hay cube! I’m sure they’re both very relieved that the replacement has finally arrived

If it hadn't then @Merab would have been answering to Sir Saxon Canute!