Moses and Miriam

[Merab]

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Took up the afternoon veggies - Moses zoomed to his feeding place leaping over the seagrass tunnel in the process.
Circuits and hurdles

 

[meepfish66]

They're so cute! How sad they got abandoned, you've got a lovely setup for them

 

[Merab]

Thank you.
They are gorgeous and so happy now.

 

[Merab]

What do you mean I have to move ?

Why to I have to move again ?

It’s cage cleaning day - haven’t you finished yet ?

 

[RosieLily]

I never noticed Moses has a white sock on his footsie!

 

[weepweeps]

Oh Moses and Miriam you are gorgeous

 

[c@d]

What beautiful piggies

 

[Merab]

I never noticed Moses has a white sock on his footsie!

He does - it’s very cute.
He also has a very tiny patch of white fur on his bum

 

[thewheakybeans]

View attachment 286238 What do you mean I have to move ?

View attachment 286239 Why to I have to move again ?

View attachment 286237 It’s cage cleaning day - haven’t you finished yet ?

Hurry up Mum, we want to go back to our naps!

 

[Merab]

The black hole waiting patiently for a clean cage

A selfie - can you see my side eye look ?

Me being very good on the scales ( 1295 g )





Nice clean cage for us to reorganise after we’ve eaten all the hay and forage.

 

[Merab]

Cage cleaning and health checks today
Moses objects to health checks, especially of his little boy bits so as usual he climbed up me to chutter in my ear.

Some spam







And finally - a black hole

 

[Edam]

Hello cuties!

 

[weepweeps]

Hello Moses and Miriam. Glad you’ve both passed your health checks.

Now you need to get back to work on rearranging your clean cage.

 

[Merab]

Yummy - forage and nuggets

Just checking that this is properly clean for us

Sharing nicely.

Cage was cleaned out and piggies health checked.
Miriam is perfect.
Moses made life difficult today!
There was no way he was going to let me do a thorough check but there’s nothing apparently wrong so I’m happy

 

[Mrs Tiggy Winkle]

View attachment 287038 Just checking that this is properly clean for us

Nice back leg stretch, Moses! Do you often go to the gym? Your Aunt Betsy does. Keep an eye on her, she likes PigNapping - she's got a special bag for that.

I see your back foot is not completely clean!?! Dearie me. Or maybe that's part of guinea spa day.

 

[Betsy]

I do have a special piggynapping bag that's correct and a coat with deep pockets! I'm coming up to see you and Miriam in November Moses. Would you like to live in Betsy Towers? It's very luxurious in there.

 

[Merab]

Nice back leg stretch, Moses! Do you often go to the gym? Your Aunt Betsy does. Keep an eye on her, she likes PigNapping - she's got a special bag for that.

I see your back foot is not completely clean!?! Dearie me. Or maybe that's part of guinea spa

The poop on his paw was gone a few seconds later. He’s very good at cleaning himself

 

[Merab]

I do have a special piggynapping bag that's correct and a coat with deep pockets! I'm coming up to see you and Miriam in November Moses. Would you like to live in Betsy Towers? It's very luxurious in there.

Moses says thank you for the offer but he’s very happy in his luxury home here and with his beautiful wife, Miriam.

 

[Merab]

Dear Sir Saxon Canute,
We have been told by our mummy that there will be no more Hotel Chocolat bags for us.
Apparently they are now charging for their bags so she won’t get them.
Does she stop buying chocolates?
No
We don’t see why if she’s spending £1000s on chocolate why she won’t spend 20p for a bag.
This is not fair.
Love from Miriam and Moses

 

[Betsy]

Moses says thank you for the offer but he’s very happy in his luxury home here and with his beautiful wife, Miriam.

Miriam can come too! I wouldn't just piggy nap Moses....

 

[Merab]

Miriam says don’t even think about trying anything in November

 

[Betsy]

Miriam says don’t even think about trying anything in November

Too late Miriam, I've already thought about it!

 

[Betsy]

Hello Moses and Miriam

You love your Hotel Chocolat paper bags! I think your Hooman is being very stingy in not adding a whole 20p to her Hotel Chocolat bill for a bag. She'll go into Hotel Chocolat again for chocolate won't she? She won't come back with a bag for you though will she? That just is not on! I would go on strike until you get your Hotel Chocolat paper bags again. You could also try nicking her credit card one dark night, going onto the Internet and ordering some paper bags for yourself. Or if you are unable to nick her credit card, log into her Amazon account and look for paper bags on there. Her card will be stored on her account so you can spend as much as like. Failing that, as a temporary measure, you could always use the bag that you're weighed in Moses as we all know you hate it in there. Your Hooman will just have to use a snuggle sack to weigh you in which is a lot more comfortable.

Your helpful friend

Sir Saxon Canute
Shop Steward

 

[Betsy]

PS @Minnou shine up the Cup of Disgrace for the new custodian is @Merab!

 

[Ramia]

Is this @Merab first time offense?

 

[Merab]

Is this @Merab first time offense?

It my first offence so I think the punishment far outweighs the crime

 

[Betsy]

As far as I'm aware. She is usually a really good Hooman but has fallen down this time. It doesn't take Sir Saxon Canute long to put Hooman's in their place!

 

[Merab]

Dear Sir Saxon,
Thank you for your consideration and careful reply
We will definitely persuade her to use my weighing bag for hay in future.
We did rebel about getting a Yorkshire Soap Company bag last week by not trashing it.
Not only was it not our favourite Hotel Chocolat bag it was also pink !
We will think about using the credit card for high quality bags in future
Love from Moses and Miriam

 

[Merab]

We’re very excited. We have a new fleece tunnel.
Mummy says we can have it tomorrow when she cleans our cage



We love our green oats

 

[Ramia]

Now, share nicely.

It's a lovely tunnel.