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Mr Dantyllew would like everyone to know he has handsome face as well as big furry testicles :)

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Dante would like everyone to know that now he is 13 wheeks old he has matured beyond just posting his boy bits on the internet and he would like everyone to see how gorgeous his face is too!
Today we seem to have matured beyond wild random rumbling at ladies in the playpen and shoving his nose up any ladybum near the bars, to nuanced advanced flirtation like face licking, and realising that some ladies like rumbling more that others. Rumbling at Mummy Hilda gets a nipped ear and an aggressive face washing until he squeals like a baby. Rumbling at Queen Granny Blod means she rumbles back louder and is scary. Rumbling at sister Frida makes her go away and sulk. Rumbling at Aunty Gladys is fine, rumbling at Aunty Hatty is dangerous but may get a bum wiggle as well as a nose nip, rumbling at big Aunty Lavender will get a big sloppy kiss because she just loves small piggies!
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We are also learning about hooman cuddles, and how they might kiss our ears without intending to eat us, and we don't need to nip them and wriggle about so much :)
 
You are just one big rumbly bumbly piggie Mr Dantellew and I’m sure the ladies find you quite irresistible
 
He really is the most gorgeous chocolate caramel mixture, his gingery bits are quite long haired but his chocolate bits are short haired, he has 3 big fluffy legwarmer socks and a ginger fluffy jacket :)

I'm very pleased that constant exposure to many ladies in the same room, and through the playpen bars for 3 or 4 hours every saturday, plus boar school woth submissive old Uncle Theo, have taught him good manners around ladies already!

There is never any tension between Dante and Theo in the presence of ladies, except Theo doesnt like it much if Dante gets over excited and tries to mate with him, but that's easily fixed by Theo going into a low ceiling hidey house to take an old man nap :)

Here's Theo and Dante in the playpen today, all very relaxed:
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Oh Mr Dantyllew you are gorgeous as I’m sure you know given your rumbling about with the girls. Glad we get to see your face rather than your furry testicles. Uncle Theo is obviously mentoring you well 😂
 
Dante had his first vet check today, as a prelude to booking his ginger nut removal operation! He is "remarkably healthy" and an "impressive weight" at 760g just before dinner time, with "excellent dentition" :)
Head vet Dr Clare who will do the surgery is going on holiday for most of June but Dante will be her first surgical patient when she returns- he's booked in for Monday 3rd July :)
 
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