Mum Whats This

[MJG]

This morning I've taken to a new routine , clean the boys out , wash fleece and their beds , put some nuggets in bowl and sit down and relax with my cup of coffee ...
a certain piglet hasn't realise that coffee isn't for him and he's grumpy that he's. It allowed some

 

[Beans&Toast]

Piggies always think everything's for them!

 

[TheCavySlave]

I spoke to Godfrey and Duncan about this, and they said:
"Look, human. We're amazing. Have you SEEN our little snoots, our sweet starfish paws, our smiling piggy lips? We're just brilliant, sorry. So why doesn't everything belong to us? That piggy smelt something nice, shouldn't he have the right to eat it? That strong-smelling red stuff you put on your claws, we should be able to eat that. The brown grass coming off your head, we should eat that too. By the way, it probably needs a water. And talking of eating, we need some salad now. RIGHT NOW.
You starve us human, you really do.
Squeak."
Their words, not mine.

 

[MJG]

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh I'm giggling away at work getting so odd looks! Please explain to Godfrey and Duncan that this special bean juice WILL make them go so hyper they might sprout wings and fly !

 

[Flutterby]

Aww poor piggy, he may have just needed a boost for the morning!

 

[TheCavySlave]

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh I'm giggling away at work getting so odd looks! Please explain to Godfrey and Duncan that this special bean juice WILL make them go so hyper they might sprout wings and fly !

I don't think I will...they might get ideas! Nowhere is safe, with two furballs flying around and pooping on heads. You'd open the fridge and they'd fly in and scoff. Now, a world with flying piggies...
*opens window*
*guinea pig flies in, confused*
Me: Go straight on, take the left, then a right, and you'll find the pet supplies store.