My First Trip To The Vets

Malunkers

Malunkers

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Hello everyone. :)

So my sister (Punkers) and I have taken our first trip to see the nice woman who tried to help make me feel better. You see, I had a bit of an accident and hurt my back leg. My dopey human slaves didn't see it happen (although they reckon they heard something), but I think that on one of the many occasions when my bully sister (I love her really!) was chasing me around trying to pretend like she's in charge, I ran away too quickly, and banged my leg against my favourite wooden tunnel. Oooh, it really hurt, and made me limp for a few days, as I didn't like to put any weight on my poorly leg. :td:

Well, once the slaves noticed, they took me to see a very nice lady, who gave me a thorough check-up and sent us away with some yummy sweet medicine, which I liked very much. Why can't I have it everyday? Maybe I'll have to deliberately bang myself again, or better still, just pretend to be hurt! :sly:

The nice lady said to go back and see her in a couple of days, so I got my slave to take me and my sister for another trip out. Poor Punkers didn't much enjoy the visit, but I didn't mind because my slave filled up our box with tons of yummy fresh grass! My sister is a bit of a scaredy-cat really! :nod:

While we were with the lady, the slave asked her if there was something wrong with my sister, as she seemed to have some kind of mark or scratch on her belly, which had been bothering the slave for a couple of days, thinking it might be fungal or a bite of some kind. Well, clearly I have one of the dimmest human slaves on the planet, because, when the lady finished laughing at him, she told him that it was only Punkers' belly-button! What a fool! :lol: Just to prove it, the lady showed him my belly-button too! What a dope my slave is! :doh: :lol: :lol!:

Thank you nice lady Jess, for making me feel better. And for showing my slave what an idiot he is! :))

Love to all,

Malunkers
 
Hi Malunkers! Dennis here. I have to go to the vet too. My slave knows I hate the vet. I have been poked and prodded there. I don't like or trust him. But I love a trust my slave and I feel safe when I'm with her. Whenever my slave takes me and gets me out of the lovely carrier filled lots of yummy hay I run up her body and hide from the Nasty man under her hair! It doesn't work though cos I still get poked and prodded! I feel a bit brave cos my slave is there and she only wants the best for me! After I have visited Nasty man I have eye drops or disgusting stuff syringed down my throat and then I feel better. Glad you are feeling better now.
 
Well Malunkers. Glad you are better! Poor slave, don’t make fun of him! After all, do you know where His belly button is or whether he actually possess one?.?
 
Sending lots of recovery and healing vibes!
 
Jet says: What you do is you draw the veterinararian in by looking gorgeous - or in my case devilishly handsome - and allow yourself to be cuddled, you get passed around the peoples at the vets snuggle into their hair and thens you let out the biggest ever, never ending pee all downs their fronts..... that teaches dem for the prodding and the poking....... I hopes yous feel betters soon, I like the medicines for the hurties....I may start to limp....... can yous limp and rumblestrutts?
 
I'm so glad to hear that you are enjoying your metacam. My girls are metacam junkies. If one is having it the others try to steal the syringe.
And your slave is not alone in not identifying your belly button. I never noticed my first girls had one until one had babies and I saw the stumps in the babies and wondered what they were!
 
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