My Guinea Pigs Life Goals (yours Too!)

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My youngest piggy life goal is to pull the waterbottle inward to make it sound like the cage is breaking! The day he got placed in his cage. Wow did that freak me out alot! Now its just annoying when its 2 am in the morning.

My oldest goal is to flip everything over or at the very least make the roof crumple.

What are your guinea pigs life goals?
 
Haha love this. I also have a pig that does that with the water bottle.

One of my pigs life goal is to always, and I mean always have some kind of fabric to hide under. She shall not be seen under a normal hidey. She will pull up blankets/fleece if I don't give her a cosy tunnel under there.

My new boar seems to love to rearrange his cage himself, which I do understand (who doesn't love to rearrange their furniture), but I really really hope this is just a phase and isn't his life goal :))
 
Pumpkins life goal is to constantly get inside the hay bags and poop and pee all over the nice fresh hay, to the point where lowly human has taken the hay bags out that she lovingly made and now plops large piles of hay around the cage so that 1 minute later, everything is a mess.
Sprinkles goal is to sit BEHIND and UNDERNEATH the nice hidey cube and poop all over it because why go IN the nice hidey cube that lowly human also made lovingly for her piggys. :P
 
What a great thread!

Chickpeas life goal is to go through life without me ever being able to pet her in the cage, she has achieved this so far for a year and is pretty confident of continuing her streak. Widget's life goal is to hump Chickpea when in season
 
Kiya-Piggy said:
My youngest piggy life goal is to pull the waterbottle inward to make it sound like the cage is breaking! The day he got placed in his cage. Wow did that freak me out alot! Now its just annoying when its 2 am in the morning.

My oldest goal is to flip everything over or at the very least make the roof crumple.

What are your guinea pigs life goals?
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:)) water bottle nutters are so funny! So violent little drinkers! I love flippers one of our pigs had to flip houses....

mshappy89 said:
To destroy their carrot topped cottage within 24 hours of it going in the cage!
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:)) that has to be a record!

kyliebowers said:
Haha love this. I also have a pig that does that with the water bottle.

One of my pigs life goal is to always, and I mean always have some kind of fabric to hide under. She shall not be seen under a normal hidey. She will pull up blankets/fleece if I don't give her a cosy tunnel under there.

My new boar seems to love to rearrange his cage himself, which I do understand (who doesn't love to rearrange their furniture), but I really really hope this is just a phase and isn't his life goal :))
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Awww a duvet lover and a interior decorator piggy!

Amiee Dalzell said:
Pumpkins life goal is to constantly get inside the hay bags and poop and pee all over the nice fresh hay, to the point where lowly human has taken the hay bags out that she lovingly made and now plops large piles of hay around the cage so that 1 minute later, everything is a mess.
Sprinkles goal is to sit BEHIND and UNDERNEATH the nice hidey cube and poop all over it because why go IN the nice hidey cube that lowly human also made lovingly for her piggys. :P
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to be a pig is to poo :)) Another decorator!
 
Nutmeg's life goal is to work out how to open the door of the pigs' room, and then explore the rest of the house! (Next step world domination!) You can see her looking at the door sometimes during floor time and trying to figure it out. I sometimes think that guinea pig is too clever for her own good!

Flora's goal is to try to keep Nutmeg in order, but Nutmeg just blows a metaphorical raspberry, and carries on with whatever she was doing.
 
Lucy's goal is to be the boss of absolutely everyone and to only be seen when she wants to be seen.
Eleanor's goal is eat all of the lettuce and not share a bit. She would also like to attempt to leap from your hands at every available opportunity.
Elvira's goal is to run extremely fast and to never, ever be caught. Ever.
Marigold's goal is all the treats all the time. All. the. time. Her goal is also to snuggle, but for you to stop the second before she tells you to.
 
Peanut's - never to be touched by human hands.

Spike's - learn how to open the fridge and eat all the food in it.

Rusty's - to be the dominant boar.

Bracken's - to convince Rusty continuously humping him will not give him the role of boss in their cage.
 
Bruno's life goal is to have everything in order, neat and tidy! In the same place for ever! I wouldn't want to be gross and post a pic but he left a very neat pile of poop under the chair after playing out today so neat I called my partner to admire his handy work. He never makes a mess and hates his house to be a mess.
 
My piggies life goals are:

Orick - tip my houses upside down so I can pee in them. Pull my food bowl all around my cage to the best eating position.
Cookie monster- beg and beg for food until mummy gives up and feeds me first before the rest. To jump out of the cage for impromptu floor time while mummy skips me out (best bit is she can't catch me again).
Harley and Sherman- To have a love hate relationship but get upset when we are taken apart.
Daisy- to complain about being groomed so much even though I know its for my own good. Mummy's coat has bite marks in it where I keep telling her to stop.

Some of the others don't really have quirks.
 
Ozzie to ensure humans can never open the fridge or rustle a bag in piece ever again.

J-roc to be able to eat anything without his brother trying to steal it

Both having all the parsley in the world
Both ensuring that whenever cage is cleaned bedding is changed or a poo sweep is done to immediately poo 10 times each

Mine to genetically engineer them to poop a tiny bit less and also to have a longer life span.
 
Rodney and Monty's life goal is to taste test ANYTHING that looks edible, especially if it's destined for someone else! Monty attempted to liberate my lemon muffin just last night and Rodney has sampled toast and spagetti hoops in the past. I have to be very vigilant when I have any food out at the same time as the piggies are running about.

Also at the moment all of my piggies are inside while their garage is being refurbished so they are determined to wake the neighbours at 6.30 when I am getting their breakfast! Luckily no complaints yet, but with 26 piggies in the house it's not exactly a quiet wake up call :D
 
BertisKing said:
Rodney and Monty's life goal is to taste test ANYTHING that looks edible, especially if it's destined for someone else! Monty attempted to liberate my lemon muffin just last night and Rodney has sampled toast and spagetti hoops in the past. I have to be very vigilant when I have any food out at the same time as the piggies are running about.

Also at the moment all of my piggies are inside while their garage is being refurbished so they are determined to wake the neighbours at 6.30 when I am getting their breakfast! Luckily no complaints yet, but with 26 piggies in the house it's not exactly a quiet wake up call :D
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26 piggies! It's like piggy heaven! :love::love:
 
Adaline’s is to never come out of hiding or be touched by humans ever
Sylvia’s is to alert the entire herd anytime she hears anything that resembles a bag. This includes running water and the daily newspaper
Josephine’s is to rumble at any of her sisters that get within 2 feet of her
Elaine’s is to make a nest out of the hay and sleep in it all day
Penelope’s is to eat all the said hay Elaine is trying to sleep on
Nora’s is to guard her purple bath mat like it’s worth as much as royal jewels
Beatrice’s is to con Mom into cuddles because she knows she gets extra lettuce
Jameson’s is to let half the state hear him wheeking for veggies
 
Their combined Life goal is to keep me worried constantly with non existent health issues usually the morning before I go away travelling for work or holiday.

Individually

Lunar- to permanently live under a pile of hay without ever coming out and to see how many times she can chew a humans nose at cuddle time before put back in disgust by said human
Mischief - is to rumble strut her way through life, I think her life goal is to dance like Beyoncé
Trixie - hers is easy, never to get up before 8am ever even if breakfast is served (which is a shame as breakfast is served usually between 6.30 and 7 am most mornings!)
 
Cotton's life-goal seems to be getting pee on our clothes. When we have piggies on our laps, we tend to have a large blanket or towel underneath them which has been folded several times. Cotton used to descrettly wiggle her behind backwards until it was resting on my husband's soft t-shirt or jumper and then peed if we didn't react quickly enough. These days, she seems to focus on that one spot and somehow manages to make it go through all the layers, so we still end up with damp legs.
 
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