I was sewing this afternoon when DH (my poor, long suffering husband) came to ask if I wanted a cup of tea.
DH: What are you sewing?
Me: A mermaid tail blanket.
DH: I know you are making then for the girls for Christmas, but is it just me, or does that look a bit small?
Me: No this one is guinea pig sized. I am also making one for Ruby so she and DD can have matching ones when they cuddle together.
DH: Wow - sometimes there really are no words....
Me: Just don't tell Ruby. I want it to be a surprise

DH: What are you sewing?
Me: A mermaid tail blanket.
DH: I know you are making then for the girls for Christmas, but is it just me, or does that look a bit small?
Me: No this one is guinea pig sized. I am also making one for Ruby so she and DD can have matching ones when they cuddle together.
DH: Wow - sometimes there really are no words....
Me: Just don't tell Ruby. I want it to be a surprise

I very nearly choked on my tea when I got to the punchline at the end 