Sophie B
Senior Guinea Pig
These boys, brilliant.
So I walk into the room, right? Of course because I’m the lovely slave and bringer of all things food and cuddles, my boys run up to greet me.
Now Smokey’s all enthusiastic with his front paws on the bars standing on his back legs obviously wanting speak, whereas Bacon (still wanting attention) is waiting patiently.
So I’m stroking them both, just switching between the two, but if I take too long to get to one of them they get impatient (it’s jealousy!), their solution?
Stand on the other one. If you don’t get to me first I will stand on his head.


So I walk into the room, right? Of course because I’m the lovely slave and bringer of all things food and cuddles, my boys run up to greet me.
Now Smokey’s all enthusiastic with his front paws on the bars standing on his back legs obviously wanting speak, whereas Bacon (still wanting attention) is waiting patiently.
So I’m stroking them both, just switching between the two, but if I take too long to get to one of them they get impatient (it’s jealousy!), their solution?
Stand on the other one. If you don’t get to me first I will stand on his head.
