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My piggy alarm clock

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My piggy alarm comes with a range of features designed to get even the laziest piggy slave going!

- very accurate timing
- if not turned off, will repeat every three minutes
- inbuilt volume increase. Please make doubly sure that you have turned off the alarm clock before slumping down to watch tv or have a good old chin wag with your best friend, or you will be drowned out at the most crucial moment!
- lifelong battery
- comes with extremely fine sensors for front and kitchen door, fridge doors, chopping board, cubby hole (for hay bags), plastic bags (including naughty snacks at nighttime!), mummy's bed creaking.

Alarm in snooze mode
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Alarm in wheeking mode
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Alarm in off mode
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Free to a good home on Sundays at 2.15am, 3.30am, 7.15am, 7.18am, 7.21am, 7.24am, 7.27am, 7.30am - Yessss, I'm COOOMMMIIIING! mallethead
 
Oooooo lol! Er I think maybe I'll let you keep her, although it is tempting as she is gorgeous I love my sleep more rolleyes :))
 
Awwww, naughty piggie!
I too have a piggy alarm clock. Not a squeaking one, but one that digs beneath the fleece and rips the newspaper to shreds! I think he knows that when he does this very early in the morning, after a while I'll get fed up and give him some treats to quieten him down! :))
 
Tegan is absolutely adorable of course, but there are times I'd rather sleep in or not alert hub to any discrete fridge trips... {:|
 
Some piggies can be just a bit too clever for their own good, can't they? :))
 
She must be a distant cousin of my Henry pig! My dad isn't able to sneak anything any more even if it is for his packed lunch :))
 
Piggies are just wonderful arn't they? Especially at 2.30 in the morning. How dare you try to sleep when there is an adorable piggy wanting your attention! ;)
 
My five "alarm clocks" are doing very well too! Especially when I get up in the morning, they order their breakfast and won't allow me to get dressed, no, at first they want to have something to eat. If I don't feed them, they continue shouting so that I'm afraid the neighbours might hear them. Oh dear, I'm their slave, but I love them. x)
 
I am convinced my piggies have hidden a clock somewhere in their cage they always start a 9 and 4 30 and they know when it's bed time too :)
 
awww she is so cute! :)
i am also glad i am not alone, i have two alarm clocks, they think that night time is time to run around the cage and train for the marathon so it seems mallethead
 
Yes - bumble used to be my fluffy alarm clock - then we got two sows from tracy at rugby and he is too busy to come over and chat to me to wake me up - so just lets out a god awful testosterone whiff instead - what away to start the morning:)>>>
 
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww..............now's you should know better...........tsk tsk Auntie Wiebke!..........yup she's gone.........KERPLUNK! rolleyes:))

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ..............PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP....................PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP.........o.........PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP ......oh my................GULP.....................cute............pinkalicious..................kissable.............
beautiful..................adorable..........................gorgeous......................lovely........
............sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...............mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


PIGGIE LIPS ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh xoxoxoxoxoxo
 
I adore the Tegan Alarm clock! x) Want one :))
 
I can vouch for her being loud too. She might be little but she's all vocal chords.
 
I think Glynis has had a piggy overdose.
I too have piggy alarm clocks, they go off everyday at 6:30 in the morning fortunately I live in the loft so everyone else downstairs gets woken up ^_^ which is good as they all get up for work or college around then. except for weekends. I think my pigs are louder than the smoke and carbon monoxide alarms O__O
 
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