My Primark Bag By Eddi

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My slaves have been away on holiday.
They went to 'The Land of Primark Bags'.
Apparently the little slaves think it is a wonderful place, and keep talking about something called 'fish and chips'.
The big slave (the boring one) keeps muttering about what a waste of time it was to pack sun cream and swim suits.

Personally, although I have never been to 'The Land of Primark Bags' I think it is an amazing place, because when the slaves come home they bring me Primark bags.
I do love a nice, fresh Primark bag.

Here is me in my beautiful, new Primark bag this morning.
I played and slept in it all day.
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But then something awful happened, and after less than 12 hours my bag looked like this.
I don't understand how it could have gotten into such a state, but personally I blame Oreo - she has a big bottom and is always destroying stuff.
It's a shame she doesn't have nice manners like me.
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I hope I get a new Primark bag very soon.

Love Eddi.
 
Oh Eddi you handsome boar you! I think it's atrocious that the one gift you got hasn't lasted. Perhaps we should arrange aid or a fundraiser to keep you supplied with primark bags forever
 
Eddi you do have a thing about Oreo and her big bottom don't you? You really shouldn't mention it you know. It's extremely bad manners! And some girls have a hang up about these things. Mine is my childbearing hips which have always been a size larger than my waist!
 
I laughed so loud when I scrolled down and saw the state of the Primark bag in the second photo. Poor Eddi. I hope your slaves bring you a fresh new bag very soon.
 
my piggies now have a paper bag...... not from Primark alas... but a good replica. I filled it with Hay and Scruffy took up residence in it. She won't let Scrappy in. Scrappy is not having that, and instead of fighting or barging her way in the the front she is no gnawing her way in from the other end! I fear the Primark Bag's fate awaits this bag too!
 
Oh Eddi - I don't know how you can come on here and pretend that this is all down to Oreo and her big bottom. We know that you are the destroyer of cage wares. We have seen the evidence before. Just own up and admit that you couldn't resist it!
 
Dear Eddi,
Me and Peanut have noticed this problem with Primark bags, it would seem they have a design flaw. We have tried Tesco bags too but they must come from the same factory as they have the same problem after a few hours. We have instructed our slave to go to the land of shops and bring us more bags to test.
That Oreo is a looker we think her bum looks great in that photo. Me and Peanut think you are a lucky dude to have her as a cage mate.
Spike
 
My two are too lazy to destroy hay filled primark type bags or any sort of paper bag, they prefer to fight over it and the winner (usually Coco) gets to pee all through it and then make it their soggy bed until mummy finds out and takes it off them or turns it upside down.
 
Awwwww Eddi, I am sure that's all the big slave went on holiday for was to stock up on bags for you :)
 
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